Actually I'm all about the pissy mood today?

Question

I need a good joke. Something that starts with "My family is so...such and such"

Answer 1

I'm coming up with.....nuthin', sorry. But I feel bad your pissy today, unless you want to be, then just go with it. We all need to be pissed-off/mad or such every once in a while. It's good to get pissy occasionally, just remember not to take it out on innocent people, but if your family is what has you pissy, then feel free to be like a super-***** towards them today. Hope you have good day, one way or the other.

Answer 2

i think of she desires a while. Ask her what her authentic difficulty is to confirm that the two one in each of you're totally conscious of it. If she tries to circumvent the question, ask her how she feels approximately your identity. whilst she flips out approximately it, clarify that this is a element of who you're and not something she does or says is going to alter it. tell her which you have been born the variety you're basically as she grew to become into born the way she is. this is not some thing that is controlled. i think of her authentic difficulty is an lack of ability to settle for some thing this is unknown and foreign places to her. at last she'll understand that if she does not settle for you for who you're, she will unfastened you. basically take some deep breaths for now and enable all your rigidity bypass so as which you would be able to think of for sure. Take it sooner or later at a time. attempt to reason together with her. i'm no longer able to think of of a competent rationalization why she would be able to no longer provide you cash for lunch, so ask her why. If she says that this is a money difficulty, then ask her why she would be able to't get stuff for you on the food market. Ask her how she expects you to get good grades if she does not take you too college. call her out on each thing. She has no reason to handle you like that, and if she has any sense, she'll see how ridiculous she is being.

Answer 3

I would give you a good joke that ends in "The Aristocrats" but this is a family site. Have you ever heard that joke??? It goes something along the lines of a family(Mother, father, brother, sister) all walk in to a talent agency, wanting to become stars. The agent asks "What can you do" and then they proceed to do the most vile,nasty, unimaginable things.At the end of the act, the agent says "What do you call yourselves"and they say "The Aristocrats" Rent the video. ts 100 comics telling that exact same joke a hundred different ways and all of them HILARIOUS!!! Have a great day!!!!

Answer 4

No joke, my 82 year old mother called me this morning and asked me if I wanted some of her clothes-- they are too big for her. She said they would probably just fit me! I really need the oversized castoffs of an 82 year old woman. Talk about pissy! Everyone at work better watch out!

Answer 5

Get A Life

Answer 6

once there were two farmers. one had a daughter and the other had a son. when the kids were teenagers they starting dating and the two farmers encouraged them. one day the girl's father showed up at the other farmer's house and said that he did not want the kids to continue dating each other.
" why not?" asked the boy's father.
"come here and i will show you" replied the other farmer.
in the yard there was the girl's name written in pee in the snow.
the boy's father said " oh come on that is just boy stuff"
the other farmer said " you think i don't know my own daughter's handwriting."

Answer 7

Here's a joke for you what do Bobby and Whitney eat for a midnight snack after a domestic argument?

Peanut Butter and Crack sandwiches and Watermelon Kool Aid:))

Answer 8

Just put a smile on your face and be happy - the weekend is almost here. Just say......My family is so aggravating sometimes, but I will not let them bring me down.

Answer 9

Join the club.Most our familes are so so....alot of things. You got to let it roll off your back& smile
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