I got very drunk last night. Apparently I had cybersex and now I'm pregnant with a cyberbaby. If it's morning sickness I should be cured in a couple of hours, right? But if it's a hangover, I'd better start eating asperines.
2006-09-15 01:04:43 · 25 answers · asked by Not Your Friend 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
Well, if it's just a hangover, it will be gone by the end of the day. If you're pregnant, you'll have a robo-baby at the end of... (what's the gestation period for robots?) well at the end of whenever.
And Barney's right about the brain cells. I'd invest in some extra memory sticks if I were you.
2006-09-15 04:49:20 · answer #1 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG no - morning sickness can go on for months and months and months! I had it non stop for three months. And it wasn't "morning" sickness either it was all bloody day every bloody day sickness!!! NOTHING helped. I could eat all the ginger, sip all the ginger ale, suck all the preggie pops in the world and nothing helped! I had to be prescribed anti-emetics in the end.
A hangover should pass in a day or so - it doesn't last for three months! Plus at least you had the fun of getting drunk the night before.
My boyfriend's mate was whingeing with a hangover the other day and I told him to think himself lucky!!! Besides, it was his fault for drinking too much in the first place!
2006-09-15 14:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It not to late if this is an unwated child you could try the cyber morning after pill do this by pressing the P button on your keyboard 100 times in a row... or you could try a cyberbortion..if you have morning sickness it could be too late for the pill!!
Next time you try cyber sex try firewall contraception this stops all STD's plus viruses and you will not get a cyberbaby
Good luck
Joel
2006-09-15 08:16:52 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny Rainbow 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
morning sickness last three months sometimes more but hangover last only a day depending on how much you drink
2006-09-15 08:16:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's try looking up the word "reality" in the dictionary. Ok, now, let's work on not being so "proud" of the fact that you were very drunk last night. And 3rd, please invest in birth control. Should you happen to get into another drunken episode, we would appreciate you NOT breeding.
2006-09-15 08:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by Amy C 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
first off i'm pretty sure its impossible to get prego from cybersex....secondly hangovers usually are accompanied by a massive head ache. notto mention you wouldn't be having morning sickness this soon. how bout we leave this space for serious questions only.
2006-09-15 08:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by osafety6 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Well hello Mary of the immaculate conception, word of wisdom , stay of the piss, leave it to Jesus to turn water to wine
2006-09-15 08:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
differance is don't f**king drink and see if you still have a hangover and if you do don't freaking drink with a child inside
2006-09-15 19:23:39 · answer #8 · answered by lisa w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i were you i'd maybe try to get a real lover, maybe then you wouldn't be wasting your sad lonely life writing really stupid ridiculous questions!!!!
2006-09-15 16:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by waspy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've accidently answered this on my 360 page. You do realise childbirth kills all known brain cells.
2006-09-15 08:23:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋