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How do you think we can best dispose of all these unwanted chavs that litter Britain?
Should we legalise hunting of chavs and let the foxhounds keep their numbers down?
Would you support a hunting season like there is for grouse?
Would you prefer to have Greenpeace round them up and settle them on a remote island where we wouldn't have to see them again?

and finally . . .
"Why is a chav like a slinky?"
"Because neither have any real use but it is fun to watch them fall down a flight of stairs!"

If you are not sure what a 'chav' is try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chavs
similarly - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slinky

2006-09-15 01:03:58 · 15 answers · asked by intelligent_observer 3 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Other - Cultures & Groups

15 answers

I thought they HAD been rounded up and sent to a desolate place, I'm there today - they call it Bracknell ('Crack'nell to the locals)

2006-09-15 01:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by ii337 3 · 1 0

In that Wikipedia definition, it states that the word chav as come under criticism for being a new form of classism. Oh my fooking God! I suggest we burn all the lefties first then we can start burning the chavs.

2006-09-15 01:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Chav's are really funny to watch, but I do think they are an issue that needs to dealt with - they need to be educated and given the support they need to re-integrated into society as full citizens.

2006-09-15 09:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by thebigtombs 5 · 0 0

First of all we need to close all Burberry stores, burn all caps and extradite jewellers who make gold rings, braclets and necklaces that weigh more than small country. Then send these stripped down moron's to an army base to be used for target practice!

2006-09-15 01:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Karen 2 · 0 0

While the idea of a cull is tempting, perhaps it would be best to send them all to rehabilitation camps in the hopes that they might one day be able to make a useful contribution to society.

2006-09-17 01:24:16 · answer #5 · answered by lauriekins 5 · 0 0

i think the old name for them is prole, as in proletariate.
they are everywhere outside london! some call themselves the salt of the earth. they feed the elite in the insect world are they the worker ants? wonder what the royals and aristocrats call them is it chavs whats it short for? do they holler obsenities to their children in the street?

2006-09-19 11:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"chav" stands for council housed and violent.think we should put all this scum on old boats and use the boats for target practise in the north Atlantic by the navy.no lifeboats included of course.

2006-09-15 08:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by kobie65 3 · 0 0

Just layout some nice burberry trainers on the other side of the motorway. That should get a few.

2006-09-15 01:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by Roger B 3 · 1 0

happy you asked! cut back the physique into tiny products then placed them in a shower crammed with bleach (it is going to dissolve the tiny bits) after which you get a sparkling bath and no human physique to talk of! (or animal physique is you're some twisted freak who kills animals)

2016-11-07 09:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Well now that's a good question! Bye the way, I looked at the site and can anyone tell me what the HELL new monkey music is??????????????? Why is life sooooooooooo confusing!!!

2006-09-15 05:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by bobbi 3 · 0 0

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