Where have all the puns and silly names gone?

Answer 1

do you mean like these:

Clever Business Mottos

On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite Us To Your Next Blowout "

Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones -- At Your Cervix "

On a plumber's truck:
"We Repair What Your Husband Fixed "

On a plastic surgeon's office door:
"Hello! Can we pick your nose? "

At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We just want tows."

On an electrician's truck:
"Let Us Remove Your Shorts "

On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push! "

At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. "

On a taxidermist's window:
"We Really Know Our Stuff "

In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels. "

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! "

At the electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be. "

In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up. "

At a propane filling station:
"Thank Heaven For Little Grills "


or these:

Caution -- Puns Ahead!

Warning—some of these will make you groan right out loud!

(I like #10)



1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his
arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road.”

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home."
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
“Well ... It's Not Unusual....."

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Dėja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

11. I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day but
couldn't find any.

13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel .

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"


Had enough? How about one more….

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time which produced impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him..(ready?)… a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Answer 2

The Puns are headed for Daftmouth aboard Punchline's newest liner to cross the Atlantic, the Mad Sea. The Pun kids have been entertained by wandering entertainers Cart Rick and Pan T. Mime. The older Pun gents have been restricted to the upper decks where they enjoy the open breeze while the ladies enjoy a long repast telling the stories of their lives over and over again.

Answer 3

It took me a long time, but a few years ago I made up a list of over 300 silly names, such as Rose Garden, Mike Rofone, and Lynn C. Doyle. (get it?)
Unfortunately, I lost the list. I should do it again. As far as puns, I get on punpunpun.com quite frequently. I have submitted puns too. It's fun.

Answer 4

I'll go along with Helena M.

Im being too lazy after reading hers to write any puns or silly names.

have a nice day.

Answer 5

A man who specialised in puns thought he had an outstanding chance of winning a pun contest run by his local newspaper.He sent the paper no fewer than ten different entries in the hope that one of them might win..Unfortunately,no pun in ten did!

Answer 6

They Have Gone On Holiday Back Soon

Answer 7

...A man and his wife were vacationing on a tropical island. He was laying under a palm tree, sipping a drink, and enjoying the ocean breezes - he was happy, and really didn't want to move.
...His wife, on the other hand, wanted to get moving and enjoy the different activities that were available, especially scuba diving - she was fascinated by sea creatures.
...After some discussion, the husband told her, "Dear, I don't want to go anywhere. I am content to stay right where I am. Besides, with fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

Answer 8

I was walking across a field the other day.
I bent down to pick a buttercup.
I don't know why people leave buttocks lying around.
Now that's punny.

Answer 9

The mobile phone speak has killed them all.. so the've gone to punames yards everyone.

Answer 10

People are realising you can use a nickname by your posts instead of your login ID..