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Police are to start giving lollipops to drunks as they leave the pubs after a night out.
Supposedly it will stop them getting into drunken brawls as they will be too busy sucking the lollies.
Who thinks up these stupid ideas? Do they really think lollipops will work when all else has failed?

2006-09-15 00:15:37 · 12 answers · asked by Catwhiskers 5 in News & Events Other - News & Events

12 answers

Just imagine sucking on one of these lollipops, falling over drunk and choking on one.

2006-09-15 00:18:15 · answer #1 · answered by daisymay 5 · 2 0

As long as the lollipops are filled with some form of fast-acting poison I'm all for handing them out...

On a serious note however, it probably will help for a few weeks before it becomes the norm and they then refuse to take them, or take them and litter then accross the streets...

2006-09-15 06:29:41 · answer #2 · answered by coreforums_hellsatan 1 · 0 0

What a load of nonsense ...they`ll only poke each others eyes out now with the lolly sticks ! They will need to come up with something better than that idea ...

2006-09-15 02:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It worked in pilot test on students who were making a racket walking home at night and waing up residents. Sucking on lollies means you can't shout!

2006-09-15 00:17:11 · answer #4 · answered by K38 4 · 0 0

nope they wont work nuffin has worked before and they are better ideas than suckin on a lollipop so that they dont get distracted is just bein a rite idiot that is definetly not true x

2006-09-15 00:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by steph 1 · 0 0

I love Britain! The number of ideas people come up with just to say they influenced the country!

2006-09-15 00:18:39 · answer #6 · answered by sholaouk 2 · 1 0

Interesting theory......will be quite amusing to see the amount of law suits that pop up through drunken injuries.......

2006-09-15 00:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 1 0

bloody hurts if you get smacked on the head with a lolly...

2006-09-15 00:17:58 · answer #8 · answered by missnikid 4 · 0 0

Hey, he's got a blackcurrant lolly! You b*stard! *punch*

2006-09-15 00:25:11 · answer #9 · answered by Disgruntled Biscuit 4 · 2 0

they should pour cold water on them as they leave.

2006-09-15 00:17:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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