2006-09-15 00:12:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
youknow who the most liked guy is at a nudest coloney?
The one with a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen dounts!
You know who the most like woman is ?
The one that can get to that last dount.
2006-09-15 00:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman realizes she has just won the lottery. She rushes home to tell her husband. "Honey, pack your bags, I just won the lottery!" she says. The husband replies, "Oh my god!!! This is great! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" "I don't care", the wife replies, "just get the hell out of here"
2006-09-15 00:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by ehcgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes.
All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front".
2006-09-15 01:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by The Black Sun 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the differents between a two dollar and fifty cent hamburgar and a 5 dollar hamburgar.. umm 2 dollars and fifty cents.. ok its early and its the only one i could think of : )
2006-09-15 00:20:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a snooty loan officer on a fishing trip? " B A I T "
2006-09-15 06:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by bopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a boy named somebody and a boy named nobody and a by named mad.one day somebody killed nobody and mad saw it. mad called the police and said somebody killed nobody,then the police said that r u mad!!!!!
lol.
2006-09-15 00:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by jennyrosemathew 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you do if you see a space man?
A: Park in it man!
2006-09-15 00:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by sparkleythings_4you 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋