2006-09-14 22:16:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sorry folks. I actually AM looking for humor.
2006-09-14 22:18:18 · update #1
1. rash, scratch
2. pig, make bacon out of
3. apartment infested with roaches, bomb
4. marijuana grow farm, hope narcs wouldnt raid
2006-09-14 22:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by High? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-09-14 22:20:34 · answer #2 · answered by Pauline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had a WILLY I'd WHACK it in the morning. LOL!!
That was the first thing that came to mind... How about:
If I had a PLATE OF TOAST I'd EAT it in the morning.
If I had a BED I'd GET OUT OF it in the morning.
If I had a SHOWER, I'd USE it in the morning.
Hahahahaha!!
2006-09-14 22:22:01 · answer #3 · answered by Krissyinthesun 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I had a drink, I'd drink it in the morning.
- Or -
The one I'm really going to do:
If I had a kid, I'd kid it in the morning. Of course, the correct words would be:
Now I have a kid, I'll kid her in the morning, when I wake her, before sending her to High School (But, you get the picture).
Charlie_baby1983: Snidley Whiplash is most likely before your time.
2006-09-14 22:37:09 · answer #4 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What the hell is ur picture of?? Ive been tryin 2 work it out but just cant!? By tha way.. Not quite sure about ya question.. doesnt make sense to me and no Im not blonde! Lol
2006-09-14 22:20:31 · answer #5 · answered by charlie_baby1983 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If I had a ship, I'd ship it in the morning.
If I had a tie, I'd tie it in the morning.
If I had a plan, I'd plan it in the morning.
2006-09-14 22:43:55 · answer #6 · answered by mei mei 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I had few too many, I'd regret it in the morning.
2006-09-14 22:20:05 · answer #7 · answered by HP 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i had a MILLION BUX, i'd BUY AN H2 HUMMER in the morning...
if i had a REASON TO, i'd STAY IN BED in the morning
buuuut... I NEED TO GO OUT AND CONQUER THE WORLD... and make money inorder to buy my Hummer... LOL
2006-09-14 22:31:37 · answer #8 · answered by Condie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2006-09-14 22:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋