2006-09-14 20:36:19 · 16 answers · asked by Sonny 2 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Yes, I am sure they are...although I don't think that it is the sizzling, passionate escapades that you seem to be implying in your question. They don't have to leave the house to do that. Clandestine activities such as those don't require much hiding.
But of course they're up to something. Don't you remember back when you were their age, and you'd sneak away from home to go to the rocky part along the local river to go meet the coolest impala and kangaroo you knew? Surely that wasn't too long ago!
And didn't you just hate it when your mother said, "Sonny, you've been coming home late when you took the giraffe out for rides. What are you up to?" Then when you refused to answer honestly, your mother said that she was going to get you a dog, or more "normal" pets...
I know what you're thinking of me now..."How does Nikolai know the most intimate details of my life?" Of course we all went through the same things. My mum always inquired the same thing of me...it's perfectly normal. Every so often a kid will stay out too late riding his waterbuffalo, snowbeast, or hippopotamus, and as a result, his parents will threaten to replace the pets with something much more normal (cat, dog, etc.); it's a part of "growing up."
Now it's your turn to be the mother...sort of; I mean that you're in control now. Nonetheless, I am sure that you don't want to set your chimpanzee and camel through the same thing your mother set you through every time you were late home! I would perhaps remind them that you prefer that they return home promptly because then you know that they are safe, but remind them also that although they can make their own decisions, you hope that they are responsible decisions.
You should probably just give them some general advice which would include: don't upset the local polar bears, watch out for poachers, keep an eye out for lions, eat your vegetables, don't let the camel spit on strangers (to avoid brawls), don't make fun of the elephants, watch out for herds of stampeding zebras, only go swimming where the hippos are (because hippos wouldn't be there if crocodiles were), step out of the way if a rhinocerous is running towards you ,and always stick your smallest finger out when drinking tea.
You can't keep always keep your precious friends from ignoring the curfew, but at least give them some general safety tips such as those listed above. Good luck!
2006-09-15 14:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by aanstalokaniskiodov_nikolai 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The little chimpanzees didn’t tell you? They have been coming over to my place for apple pie and ice cream. They said I bake the best apple pie in the world! So sorry, I would have told you if I had known they had not told you. They get the biggest grins on their faces when I take the pie out of the oven. I can sense they are a little mischievous…lol ;-)
2006-09-15 12:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by J 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is that super secret cabal of chimpanzees and camels bent on world domination, but surely the guy you bought them from would have mentioned they were members.
2006-09-15 00:31:44 · answer #3 · answered by mluxia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that age old question rears it's head again. Camels! She'll never admit it, but it's definitely the camel's fault. Always is. Send the cat with them next time. I can guarantee they'll all be back at dinnertime.
2006-09-14 20:50:51 · answer #4 · answered by drbernice843 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It relies upon on how drained i'm feeling. It additionally relies upon on how shaky and vulnerable the elderly guy or woman looks. in the event that they seem to be a sort of hard 80 year olds who decide for a 5 mile run each morning, nah. If my legs harm plenty, i'm no longer giving up my seat to every physique.
2016-11-07 09:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by ai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't put any blame on the camel, man. It's the chimp, the camel is just along for the ride. If anything I'd ask the camel about it later when the chimp isn't around, I'll bet he'll 'fess up!!
2006-09-14 20:57:48 · answer #6 · answered by rswdew 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like they are havin a Midnight at the oasis.......time to take your camel to bed.....
2006-09-14 20:38:48 · answer #7 · answered by cesare214 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
have you noticed-- the time they are coming home
coincides with--the time the bars close?????
I would not let them play together anymore!!
*put them both in time out
2006-09-14 23:14:51 · answer #8 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You had better go spy on those two rascals and see for yourself!
2006-09-14 20:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by POPEYE P 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Probably monkey business
2006-09-14 20:38:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋