2006-09-14 19:50:41 · 14 answers · asked by C.C. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG~ this is just what I was needing to laugh at myself,,,,
When I was a freshmen in college I came home for the summer and I was working on one of my dads friends constructions company..
Well I could hold my own...But there was this one young guy who kept telling me to kiss his butt...Ever question or comment that came out of his mouth he would say that Kiss MY butt (*&^)
you know that word....
So one day it was so funny...He said it to me,,And I said you bare it Ill kiss it...And mind you the big wigs were on location and inspectors were looking at the ditches we were taking care of..So as hes pulling down his pants I could not believe this, as he turns around for me to kiss, I was so shocked~ so I bit his butt,,,,And the scream that he made was so loud that everyone could hear him...They looked and he was on the ground everyone was laughing there butts off too.....Guess what he never said that to me again all summer...And his uncle who was my dads friend took a picture of his butt the next day and he had a buruse and that picture is still on the wall today with my picture and Mark next to each other..Captions reading when you ask a babe to kiss your *** be careful she might bight off more then your asking her to do.....LOL the funnest summer I had with the guys back home...
Stupid~ Na just good old American Fun~
2006-09-14 20:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by MissChatea 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It was around 3am on a very dark night when I was with a bunch of friends coming back from a party, I was in the backseat and must of dozed off when I heard a loud train whistle blowing. I looked up and saw the biggest, tallest train I ever saw in my life coming right at us, it's huge light lit up the sky as the thunderous blast of it's horn shook the night air, and yet no one seemed to care. Some were looking at it some were staring straight ahead, all were talking and laughing as we headed straight to certain death and oblivion. I couldn't believe we were going to slam right into that rain, but no one even tried to slow down. A second before the awful impact, I threw up my hands, screamed like a mad woman: TRAIN!!!! NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOO!!! And shut my eyes tight! Nothing happened! I opened my eyes and saw everyone was looking at me like I've gone mad! I scared the crap out of everyone! Then I noticed we were pulled over to the side of the road just under a small bridge that the train just went over and we went under! Like I said, it was a very dark night and I didn't even notice the train was up on a bridge, that's why it looked so tall and huge! I was so embarrassed, I wanted to shrivel up and slink under the car cushion I was on! Talk about doing something stupid! To this day they all still talk about: (THE NIGHT OF THE BIG TRAIN)!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-15 07:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone asked me once after I had a stroke what I was waiting to die ?. This was not only stupid but also evil. I was pretty shakened at the time but knowing the person is an alcoholic, I just ignore him ever since. That was a stupid and cruel joke !
2006-09-15 03:01:37 · answer #3 · answered by montralia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was working in a factory many years ago.
It was back breaking work, it was hot in the building,
it was a horrid Texas summer,
and we were working out butts off.
This guy went from person to person saying
"there was an old lady that lived in a shoe,
she had soooo many kids,
her uterus fell out"
We all just laughed until tears ran down our faces.
Don't ask me why, I guess it was because it
was soooo stupid.
2006-09-15 03:54:50 · answer #4 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one time my english teacher told me to come up with an essay the next day, but i didnt know what an essay was, so i go over to one of my friends who is a canadian and asked him about that essay thing and the conversation went something like this
me : hey john, i have a question for u
john : ok sure
me :do u know what an SA is?
john : SA? no i dont.
me : what? u dont? than... what im gonna do? my teacher told me to write an SA about my future and background and how did i get to be who i am today
john : u meant an "essay"? hahahah~
hehe that was about it, sorry for bad english:)
2006-09-15 03:03:08 · answer #5 · answered by dully_1g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stepped out the back door of a store I was at and there was ice on the ground. I fell flat on my back!...lol I got up and went back in the store to find my friend, and when we came out, I did the same thing again. And Yes...it hurt both times...lol
2006-09-15 02:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way back in 1978 I drove a car load of friends about 15 miles to a near by town while tripping. We then picked up somebody's little sister and friend and took them home. DO NOT EVER DO THIS! We made it safely but I still don't remember everything that happened.
2006-09-15 03:58:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I pulled a running hair dryer out of a toilet. It was an automatic reflex, but yes it was dumb. I think the circuit protector on the dryer or the outlet saved me from being shocked.
2006-09-15 03:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by away team 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Bush trying to run a country - he couldn't even run a baseball team!
2006-09-15 02:52:25 · answer #9 · answered by twest 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend handcuffed herself to a door for kicks once but the stupid girl had put the key hole facing the door so we couldn't get the key in the lock to let her out.
2006-09-15 06:32:43 · answer #10 · answered by beki_lorraine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋