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The British are following the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been recategorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire
of 1666.

Also, the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday, as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

2006-09-14 18:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Hopefully you are joking...
It will be a mess in France if you bail them out... So don't even think of helping French

Actually Al Qaeda striked France in 1995 - Paris subway bombed - but nobody cared about it...
French people knew already what is like to be strike by terrorism and were among the first to join US army in Afghanistan (did you forget?)

Some Algerians muslims are eager to get revenge on French people for a long time - there was an independence war in the 1960's

Al Qaeda is criticizing a French Law concerning public school only (not private) - This law forbids visible religious symbols in school - consequently it forbids a muslim tradition concerning the veil

Please don't forget there is no link between Iraq and Al Qaeda...
Didn't you see Colin Powell's interview?
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Politics/story?id=1105979&page=1

2006-09-16 07:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

NO, France gets what France allows... they are too far left to deserve any more help... because of France's pansy azz attitude, some places in the USA will not serve french fries anymore.... and that is a crime.... french frying is not the same as French frying.

2006-09-15 02:31:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Who, al-qaida or France?

2006-09-15 02:39:04 · answer #4 · answered by Colorado 5 · 1 1

I think that france should get as much help as they have given us that is almost none.

2006-09-15 02:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by cashcobra_99 5 · 1 0

You mean and let France stand on it's own. Yeah Let's.....Champagne anybody?

2006-09-15 01:58:29 · answer #6 · answered by scarlettt_ohara 6 · 1 0

well said Lucky2.... Yes , winter is coming so I'm going to go bail, the back 40....

2006-09-15 02:07:22 · answer #7 · answered by mr.phattphatt 5 · 0 1

No send us tropp and mess it up like iraq, lol
who cares man

2006-09-15 02:37:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I find most things GW does ironic.

2006-09-15 02:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by smilestoomuch 3 · 0 3

No but we probably will.

2006-09-15 02:16:17 · answer #10 · answered by crusinthru 6 · 1 0

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