((BVVV!!!)) oh yea!!! oh yea!!!?

Question

what would you do if the kool aid man came crashing through your wall?

If a 400 pound jug of juice came bashing into your house, screamin "OH YEA!!!" and dancing, with tights on, i dont know why juice is wearing tights, his juice box is hangin out, id be like " i dont need to see that kool" and the kids would drink out of him after he just busted through a wall, and debris fell inside his open idiot head, asbestos and lead paint fell inside his head, he would pour his fruity blood into glasses, and they would drink his dirty, fruity blood out of his open head. and they would be like "thanks kool, hmmhmmhmmhmm.." if that was me i'd be like "no, you fix my wall before my dad gets home from work, hes not gonna believe a dancing bowl of fruit punch came through here, he's gonna beat me with a toaster i swear bro, this is bull s!#@, dont touch me, i will kick you in the legs and you will smash, fix this wall and if you get thirsty, then sip yourself you glass son of a bich"

the lady person is right, this joke belongs to Mr. Dane Cook! he is my hero and he has a movie that will soon be coming out called "Employee of the Month"

Answer 1

I would drink Kool-Aid out of him. He only has one spout, right? I'd worry about the house later.

Answer 2

First, give credit where's it due: DANE COOK!!

Second, yes I would yell at him just like Dane did!! THAT IS NOT OK KOOL!! Fix my wall!!

Answer 3

Are you high? - I think this is when people get really philosophical on things that don't matter... when they're high

at least you gave him credit there

Answer 4

I'll check myself in the mental ward!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

Get off the drugs!!!!!!