Would you
a) all of the below
b) run in the opposite direction
c) run to me!!! (say yes)
d) drop trou and plant a steamer (yes that's right I mean poop)
2006-09-14 18:14:49 · 12 answers · asked by iwantreallyreallylongnicknameyay 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
none of above..... i rather go to the nude beach
2006-09-14 18:17:50 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DEFENTIONS OF Poop
GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a
Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
2006-09-15 01:16:40 · answer #2 · answered by SEXYSEXYSEXYSEXYSEXYSEXYSEXYSEXY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would sit here on my throne and demand that you come to me for inspection. If you are big enough, stay, If you arent I will throw you to the dogs...
2006-09-15 01:21:53 · answer #3 · answered by hipichick777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id prob ignore u
2006-09-15 01:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
b...but i'd be screaming like a little girl because i'd be scarred for life.
2006-09-15 01:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by way2_insane 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b
2006-09-15 01:19:35 · answer #6 · answered by J.Xu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
b
2006-09-15 01:16:12 · answer #7 · answered by free_city_stl@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont even know what ya look like, so cant say
2006-09-15 01:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd cover my face and vanish..
2006-09-15 01:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by kaye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B
2006-09-15 01:20:28 · answer #10 · answered by queenbee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋