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2006-09-14 18:04:18 · 16 answers · asked by Spirit-X 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Aliens don't abduct or visit people in TX...

Last thing an Alien wants is to get blow away by Walker Texas Ranger..


:)

2006-09-14 18:06:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

yeah. like one time, i was sleeping and there was something at the foot of my bed. i turned on the lamp next to me and then i flipped my covers over and i found a humongous GIGANTIC GINORMOUS MAMMOTH WHALE ELEPHANt jacket. and then i was like "whew" and i went to sleep, only to find that my pillow was missing! and then i see it on the floor. but then when im about to grab it, a BIG HUMONGOUS shadow is seen on the floor. but it turns out to be mine. so as im about to turn off my lamp, something opens my door and says "you want a cookie?!" but it turns out to be my sister. but when she leaves, i hear a big moaning soung coming from my closet, so i get up and run to it and open the fdoor but theres nothing there. and then i find a secret passage way under a pile of clothes and i follow the moaning noise. it turns out there was an alien orgy going on under my house. the end

2006-09-15 01:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by rk_927 2 · 0 0

yes .and then one night it came out of no where.4 no 5 crazy yet polite guys,they said there where from texas ,but i saw no horns or big belt buckles.on there car it had a bumper sticker that read broke back cowboy.but i think they was from mars,crazy hujh

2006-09-15 01:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by bobodaclown 2 · 0 0

why? what do you know? jk um yeah last night i felt that whenever i closed my eyes there was something or someone watching me sleep and i would feel it come closer when i shut my eyes but what the hell i went to sleep anyways

2006-09-15 01:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0 0

Yes, but only when my husband is sleeping on his back an snoring.

2006-09-15 01:09:15 · answer #5 · answered by twest 3 · 0 0

Yes, I am an alien.

2006-09-15 01:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Mosaic 4 · 0 0

Yes but only because I am married.

2006-09-15 01:05:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Omg yeah...I was sleeping and this thing tapped my shoulder..i was like wtf....then i looked and this green dude was there...and said ... oh wait...this was a dream...hah

LOL JUST PLAYIN

2006-09-15 01:08:30 · answer #8 · answered by way2_insane 2 · 0 0

No I do not have a twin brother fused inside me.....

Watch House lol.

2006-09-15 01:05:46 · answer #9 · answered by SummerRain Girl 6 · 1 0

2 pts!

2006-09-15 01:21:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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