2006-09-14 16:52:54 · 14 answers · asked by pastor_fuzz_1 3 in Health ➔ Men's Health
This is an unfortunate accident and requires immediate attention!
The first thing you have to do is pick it up and carry it into your kitchen. Fill a saucepan with vegetable oil (olive oil is the best, but the other stuff will do in a pinch) and put the brain in. Then put it on your stove to simmer. This should keep it warm.
Next you have to get an egg wisk and a funnel. While the brain is still being warmed, beat it until it and the oil form a thick paste. It should have the consistancy of watery glue and be slightly stringy. Now you're going to do what we in the medical industry like to call the "Reverse Egyptian."
Have a friend or family member help you here. First you have to spread a beach or bath towel that you don't mind getting dirty onto a table. Change into an old T-shirt. Lie on the table, tilting your head back as far as it will go. Your friend must place the funnel in your left nostril and (slowly!) pour the brain mixture. It will flow through your nasal cavity and find its way into your cranium. You should feel a pleasant warmth flowing through your head as this happens. Eventually, the brain will reshape itself in the proper way.
Problem solved!
2006-09-14 17:03:05 · answer #1 · answered by megan_of_the_swamp 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely nothing you are dead your body can not survive with out a brain to hanle all 66 rillion things it does every second and you cant type without one so we usually don have conversations with corpses that the ME s field go see him Gorbalizer
2006-09-15 00:06:02 · answer #2 · answered by gorbalizer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Become a republican and vote for George Bush. Let's face it - you'd need to be lacking a good few brain cells to even think of doing something so dumb
2006-09-15 16:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by july5_uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go ahead and push it on out the door. If you are typing this without your brain, I guess you really don't need it anymore.
Have a great day!
2006-09-14 23:58:15 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give out your phone number, address, and post a picture so I can come over and beat the sh*t out of you! Give me best answer!
2006-09-14 23:55:13 · answer #5 · answered by Charles Lee Ray 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just pick it up and make sure you keep it in a tight container. no need to put it back. obviously you're better off without it.
2006-09-15 11:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by johnmonroe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just continue on without it...you won't notice the difference.
2006-09-15 00:15:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just go ahead and kick your brain under the refrigerator.
2006-09-15 00:07:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another level 1 question ...
2006-09-14 23:55:08 · answer #9 · answered by ValleyR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean up the mess and throw it away. You have no use for it anyway.
2006-09-15 00:11:43 · answer #10 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋