If it comes down to challenging the Devil for your soul... which game/contest would you choose?

Question

No need to tell me 'there's no devil' or your 'saved through Jesus'... either have a little fun or take your measly two points and get out.....

Answer 1

Hungry Hungry Hippos.

I haul a.s.s on Hungry Hungry Hippos.

(for added dramatic effect, we'd play on the rim of an active volcano during a lightning storm. It would just be freakin' AWESOME.)

Answer 2

I'm bummed someone said it before me but I'd totally go for cribbage. I would kick the devils butt all over the place in that. It's the only game I care enough to get competitive in and I've been playing most of my life.

15 for 2 and a run for 12. In your face satan!

Answer 3

Mm. My theory is that virtually every American has already GIVEN their soul to the devil by stealing extra napkins from McDonalds and not repenting of it.

However if that is not the case, I would challenge the devil to a contest I call Eat, Sleep, Masturbate, Watch TV, Not Necessarily In That Order. This is an endurance competition.

Answer 4

A Survivor Face-off!

You know the Survivor face-off - the one where you have to be the first to start a fire using sticks and dry straw?

Now you're probably thinking, am I insane?! How can I beat the master of the flames himself?! And on top of that, a Survivor challenge?

Here's my strategy. The Devil, having lived day in and day out in all manner of fire, would be so amused and relieved by the choice of my challenge - that he would be caught off guard. In his overconfident state, he would laugh evilly, snap his fingers and breath into the dry straw - and voila - this would happen...

Much to the wide-eyed dismay of all Survivor viewers on Earth and in the Underworld, Jeff Probst announces,’ Satan, you were the first to light the fire. However, Survivor rules require you to use only the tools given to you to start the fire. Satan, you cheated by breathing out fire. I’m sorry to tell you – you’re the 666th player to be eliminated from Survivor. Time to put out your torch.'

Aaarrrgh, nooo, nooo, this cannot beee!!! LOL

Disclaimer: No devils were harmed in the making of this fantasy.

Answer 5

Me? i'm no longer scuffling with with the devil. Me and him are gonna take a seat and play a remarkable interest of enjoying cards. and then, we will watch some grimy exhibits on television and then hear to 3 Rock and Roll. Then we are gonna dance. Too undesirable you would be in heaven, watching Jesus consistently. it may desire to be warm in hell, yet we nonetheless be responsive to the thank you to have a competent time!

Answer 6

I would choose rock paper scissors. 2 out of 3 wins of course. Well, if I'm up against the devil, I figure I have a pretty good chance of winning b/c I have fingers, and he's just got cloven hooves to deal with, lol.

Answer 7

It'd have to be the fiddle.

The devil went down to Georgia
He was lookin' for a soul to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
and he was willin' to make a deal

When he came across this young man
sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said,
"Boy, let me tell you what.

"I guess you didn't know it
but I'm a fiddle player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I'll make a bet with you.

"Now, you play pretty good fiddle, boy,
but give the devil his due.
I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul,
'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Johnny,
and it might be a sin,
but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret,
'cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny, rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard,
'cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul...

The devil opened up his case
and he said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips
as he rosined up his bow.

And he pulled the bow across the strings
and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in
and it sounded somethin' like this.

When the devil finished, Johnny said,
"Well, you're pretty good, old son,
but sit down in that chair right there
and let me show you how it's done."

Fire on the mountain. Run, boys, run.
The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun.
Chicken in the bread pan pickin' out dough.
Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The devil bowed his head
because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden fiddle
on the ground at Johnny's feet.

Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back
if you ever want to try again.
'Cause I told you once, you son of a gun,
I'm the best that's ever been."

Answer 8

Sue, the devil is not a man. We are way out of his league. He is a spiritual creature of pure energy with intelligence and free will. He has been around since before Man was created. It is not so much that he is smarter than we are (which he is, he is the master of deceit), it is that he has been around forever.

If we are ever foolish enough to challenge the devil, then we are strictly on our own. For our arrogance, and that is what it would be, arrogance in thinking we can defeat the devil, then we can't even be sure that our own Guardian Angel would protect us because God dislikes arrogance. The devil would 'shift us like wheat.'

I would not challenge the devil; I would not want him within a million miles of me if I could have my way! In other words, I want nothing to do with the devil. Most of us can mess up our own lives' well enough without the devil's help, thank you very much!

H

Answer 9

Twister

Answer 10

I stink at games/contests and the devil cheats so I'm glad that's not the way it works.
For those brave or stupid enough to try it though, how about a staring contest.