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7. sailboat
8. Autumn

2006-09-14 16:13:25 · 18 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

These stories are GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-14 16:30:38 · update #1

18 answers

One blustery autumn day, a meekish, watery frog emerged from a pristine lake where he was taking his daily swim. He looked along the shore and noticed a tall cowboy loading a black sheep with a computer strapped onto its back into a sailboat with grandiose sails that seemed to swallow the breeze. He thought this was strange; both a sheep with a computer on his back going for a boat ride, and the fact that he, a mere amphibian, had suddenly gained the capacity for thought, when he decided he should investigate what was going on. He strolled over to the boat, and being extremely flexible, leapt high into the air, pulling off a triple lutz with a full revolution befor landing on one of the anchor pegs. This move so startled the cowboy that he quickly pulled out his six-shooter and blasted the frog to smithereens. The End.

2006-09-14 16:29:15 · answer #1 · answered by Billy W 3 · 1 1

One Autumn evening, a cowboy was walking around his house, which was next to a pond, there he found a frog with watery eyes looking at him. Since he was tall enough and flexible, got scared, and jumped over to a sailboat...later on he woke up and had passed out in front of the computer. Dressed up as a cowboy, with watery pants, and with some flexible frog diving in his pants. All this in an autumn night.

2006-09-14 16:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by Im just me2 3 · 1 0

Last Autumn, I had just set out in my sailboat, when I saw a frog on the shore, typing away on his laptop computer. A tall cowboy came out of the woods to help the frog. He saw that the frog was logged into Yahoo! Answers. He picked up the computer and told the frog "son your brain will get too flexible if you spend too much time on Yahoo! Answers". And with that, he hurled the computer as hard as he could, almost hitting my sailboat, and sending it to a watery grave.

2006-09-15 02:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by Char 7 · 1 0

There was a tall cowboy who loved to play on his computer. He used a sailboat as his avatar even though he lived miles from any water except a cow pond with a single frog. One autumn, he found his amphibian friend a watery girlfriend. She turned out to be a salamander but the frog said "It's OK, I'm flexible."

2006-09-14 16:23:33 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 1 0

Autumn arrived early that year, but the tall cowboy knew he would not be able to use that as an excuse. He gingerly entered the sailboat to cross the watery border that stretched to the horizon. Flicking a frog from the tiller he adjusted his flexible seat and tucked his laptop computer under a tarp to protect it from the drizzle that had started just minutes ago.

2006-09-14 16:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by Nora Explora 6 · 1 0

In autumn, the flexible frog came to a watery death when the tall cowboy kicked him off the sailboat for playing with the computer.

2006-09-14 16:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by lucyanddesi 5 · 2 0

I don't normally go for tall men, but that Trace Adkins is sure one good-looking cowboy! My tastes are very flexible. If I weren't married, I'd probably get off this computer, take him out on a rented sailboat, and enjoy a watery good time with autumn breezes and the croaking of a frog around us.

How's that? ;-)

2006-09-14 16:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1 0

One autumn evening a tall cowboy frog was sitting in his sailboat fishing in the river when suddently he noticed a very beautiful frog on her laptop computer sitting on the dock not to far away from him she was the most beautiful frog he had ever seen his eyes even started to get watery and his heart started to beat fast as he stayed there and stared at her then suddenly she looked up and smiled and waved to him so he moved his boat up to the dock and asked her if she like to join him and she said yes so he reached his flexible arm out and helped her into the sailboat as they chatted about many things sailing into the evening sun.

2006-09-14 16:24:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It was the beginning of Autumn and I was out on my sailboat working on my computer. Sitting and relaxing in my flexible chair, when, all of the sudden, a picture popped up on my screen of a tall cowboy with watery green eyes like a frog.

2006-09-14 16:20:40 · answer #9 · answered by jeanclaudefan 3 · 3 0

The Autumn sun shone through the tall trees. I walked along the beach, laptop computer held tight under my arm as is my custom, cowboy boots covered in sand. I admired a sailboat in the distance that through some optical illusion appeared to have a flexible mast. I made my way to a watery crevice that formed in the tattered concrete wall that sat adjacent to the beach. Within the gaping crack there sat a gay frog. You could tell the frog was gay because he held a small rainbow flag.

2006-09-14 16:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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