and selling it to the neighbour gnomes ..should i tell him to go grow his own , or share my crop with the little guy and his little bong buddies?????
2006-09-14 15:49:38 · 18 answers · asked by coolbooks 2 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
You sound really high...are you okay?
2006-09-14 15:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by Katy 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dude, call the cops and have him arrested. That little bastard needs a good lesson in respect. Maybe a couple of weeks as Bubba's jail house gnome punk will change his attitude.
2006-09-14 15:52:14 · answer #2 · answered by Trip S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him good and stoned, then whack him over the head. Damn garden gnomes, I had a friend who used to have the same problem. You could also spike it with acid.
2006-09-14 15:52:03 · answer #3 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 00:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the gnomes alone they protect your garden.
2006-09-14 15:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by lisapj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its so easy, u could kill the gnomes and throw them to the garbage can, unless u are very innocent u dont want to kill somebody, ooops, i mean something...
2006-09-14 15:51:52 · answer #6 · answered by LyFiSabLiSs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your gnome you are now in-charge of this block, and you demand 50% of his income, or else it's the sledge hammer....
2006-09-15 02:24:47 · answer #7 · answered by Marianna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You seem to be on some pretty good stash. Sharing is good. But eat more fruit and drink more water. Have FUN.
2006-09-14 15:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by frenchfriedfrogslegs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would share with him/them and start a cooperative agreement. After all, if they get used to your stuff, they might be willing to pay or work for it! HA!
2006-09-17 14:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by Mark L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swap him for an oregano, parsley and catnip blend. He'll never know the difference. They don't inhale it, anyway.
2006-09-14 17:58:28 · answer #10 · answered by Bob K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TELL HIM TO GROW HIS OWN!
More weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed for youuuuuuuuuuu.
2006-09-14 15:51:58 · answer #11 · answered by Danny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋