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2006-09-14 14:51:30 · 16 answers · asked by Quianna B 1 in Health Women's Health

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I knew about how the human reproductive systems worked and about the existence of pregnancy testing kits since I was ten years old. You must be about 20-40 if you're wondering about pregnancy, maybe even mid teens if you're loose and retarded enough, and you come on the INTERNET of all places to ask if you're pregnant? For one, how in the name of Christ should we know? You have specified NO criteria or symptoms whatsoever, nor have you described your recent sexual activities. Second, if you don't have the intelligence to buy a pregnancy test kit to determine if you're pregnant, your potential baby will also be too stupid to be released onto this planet. Never reproduce, ever, and if you are indeed pregnant, get an abortion immediately so that your seed can never lower the average IQ of humanity that many points. Third, if you're so worried about being pregnant, don't have unprotected promiscuous sex, you retarded whore. If you're married, your husband should know where to get a testing kit. If he's as stupid as you, though, chances are your baby will be so stupid that it will kill itself by ramming its head directly into the corner of a coffee table as hard as possible to see what will happen.

Also, I just noticed you posted the same goddamn question twice. Way to go on that one, Edison.

2006-09-14 15:05:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, you need to be tested. If you are at or beyond when your period should be due, you can take a home test with pretty good reliability. Retest in a week or so if it's negative and you still haven't had a period. For the most accurate test, use your first morning urine because it is more concentrated and contains more hormones.

A blood test done in a doctor's office will detect the pregnancy hormone (bHCG) just days after conception and is more accurate.

Another "at home" test is free although it works best if you already know about your body. If you touch your nose, the firmness is about the same as the firmness of a nonpregnant normal cervix. A pregnant cervix will be softer and feel more like your lip. (It also becomes bluish and is compressible in the middle, but these are hard to DIY!)

And there are others signs that don't give proof but are suggestive of pregnancy like missing one or more periods, tender breasts, and morning sickness.

Until you know for sure, treat yourself as if you are and avoid drugs, alcohol, caffeine and other unhealthy things. I hope you get the answer you want.

2006-09-14 21:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well when was your last period? The only way to know if you may be pregnant is a missed period. You can go get a home pregnancy test kit and it will tell you if you are pregnant. You can buy them at any local drug store.

2006-09-14 21:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take a home pregnancy test. Some early symptoms might be nausea, sore breasts, and being tired. The only way to find out though is to take the test and follow the directions.

2006-09-14 21:54:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have you missed at least one menstrual cycle, or are your breasts getting tender? Dollar General carries at home pg tests that are reasonably priced. Wal-Mart has many to choose from also. Buy one and take it. Sometimes they can come back with a false positive or negative. Your best bet is to see a doctor.

2006-09-14 21:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by missouriaunt 2 · 0 0

Go see a doctor and have them do a test, it's the best way to find out.

2006-09-14 21:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by D-pig 4 · 0 0

Take a home pregnancy test. or go to your local planned parenthood

2006-09-14 21:53:25 · answer #7 · answered by kara 5 · 0 0

but a test kit or go straight to the doctor

2006-09-14 21:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by maggotier 4 · 0 0

go to the 24 hour pharmacy and get a test, most are instantly usable....good luck

2006-09-14 21:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by Valerie S 1 · 0 0

take a pregnancy test 2 weeks after unprotected sex... or just wait it off and you'll notice the symptoms...

2006-09-14 21:53:37 · answer #10 · answered by Mariaish 2 · 0 0

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