O.k. tonight I went outside to take out the trash to the dumpster down the street. I was walking a long and I saw these big bright light's coming toward me. It stop and some thing (I think it was an alien) got out and checked on some kind of paper work. There were 2 of them and they had on some funny white alien lab coats. They started toward me and I got scared and ran then they were chasing me I ran to a friends house and I'm hiding there now. Do you think they know were I live and is it safe to go home to my bird???
2006-09-14 13:51:19 · 29 answers · asked by THE CRAZY NUT 1 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
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2006-09-14 13:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by turtle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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~Peace~
2006-09-14 16:35:46 · answer #2 · answered by no_doubt! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is in your trash? The F.B.I. has been known to dig in people's trash. The paper work, the lab coats sounds like their M.O. (the alien bit may be a disguise).
Can your bird talk? It may be getting interrogated.
Yes, they know where you live.
You should be relatively safe (being chased is always better than being caught).
Consider going to Canada or Mexico.
Good luck!
2006-09-14 14:04:49 · answer #3 · answered by JFC I No 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i would not go home, aliens are a big deal. why, just the other day i found two sleeping in my own backyard! it's a good thing they didn't notice me, though, or i'd have been dead meat. send an email to your bird, tell him to GET THE HELL OUT, and run for your life.
2006-09-14 13:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go over to Psychology... It is so obvious your making up your qiestions for the sake of doing it,
Your -5 pts.
My + 2 pts
2006-09-14 13:53:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your bird is what they were searching for anyways. They have the bird now. You can go home. Next time, get a hamster.
2006-09-14 13:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by just browsin 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have friends? Or, is that just your perception...you better run home now so the streets will be safer for everyone else. Oh, and stay off the drugs, eh?
2006-09-14 13:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
let the bird die! omg were in the same situation ok get this: me and my dog named paco were robbing a bank when these things (something supernatural) was like "hey you! hold it right there!" me and paco were running for our lives and now were hiding out here, ives said too much though, i gotta go... i hear something swishing in the night air, could be a u.f.o.
2006-09-14 13:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no don't go to your bird because it might be a alien too! change your name and flee the country quick!
2006-09-14 16:23:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it is definately not safe they were here and they are looking for you. They want to run a few tests they say, but I am not sure. I dont trust them hide!
2006-09-14 13:54:42 · answer #10 · answered by lisapj 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋