OH Id say scratching his "junk"
he calls it adjusting the python.....
says it gets bunched or pinched etc.....
he constantly pulls his pants to adjust.
its SO nasty LOL
2006-09-14 12:28:40
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answered by adc7492 2
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...walks in from work (leaves his socks at the front door...???) and starts changing everything in the room... fusses with the blinds, checks temperature, turns this light on, that light off... sits down and switches the tv station without a thought about what I was watching... and then farts (complete with laughter) and then sticks his hand down his UNDERWEAR to fix the privates. Oh, did I mention the never ending online party poker addiction?
Such attractive habits.
Every so often I call up a friend and say, "Please remind me why I got married..."
2006-09-14 19:50:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Breathing
2006-09-14 21:12:29
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answered by Anonymous
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When my husband watches TV,he zones off,so when l ask him something or call him,he doesn't hear me.For instance the other night Someone rang for him,so I went into the sitting where he was watching TV and l called him not to quietly and not to loud.He didn't hear me,so I kept calling him and each time l got louder after getting louder and calling him 17 times (no lie) he turned to me and yelled what!!!!!!!!.I'm just hear no need to yell.Now he has never believed me when l tell him that l call him over and over again,until the person on the phone said.Hi ya,Jesus,how many times did your wife have to call you,are you deaf.My husband after finishing talking on the phone came and apologised and asked does it really take me alot of times for me to hear you when you are calling me?l said yes,he said Oh l've thought you were making it up after all these years.(I think people have better things to make up than that).But hey at least he is aware of it now.
2006-09-14 19:39:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Two things my husband does, but one I've learned to live with: He slurps his drink, but does it just so that I can barely hear it. He's perfected it to almost a whisper. That's why I've learned to live with it.
The other thing is that 99.9% of the time, he's right about stuff. It's not like he's a know-it-all, although he is very intelligent. He's just right, most of the time.
2006-09-14 21:14:59
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answered by kellygirlaj 4
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Channel flipping with my remote control. Does the same thing with the radio in the car. I only say it's mine because hey when you get married you've got to try to hang on to something that once belonged to you.
2006-09-14 19:30:22
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answered by schlepp 2
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Well he try and tell me that there is a left sock and a right sock he thinks he knows what foot it came off of even after it has been washed and dried that is crazy to me.
2006-09-14 22:32:14
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answered by Mrs E 3
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my Husband is a Marine and when he comes home,he takes off his boots he just leaves them right where he takes them off even if its right in the middle of the floor rarely does he ever pick them up and wonders where they are the next morning after I have put them in the closet and its so annoying I am sure it is annoying to him that i pick them up and put them in the closet but I cant help it I dont like a messy house.
2006-09-14 19:48:39
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answered by CaliMa 3
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When your are having an argument with him and you are trying to explain what is wrong and what is bothering u and then you ask so what do you think ...and he says "huh...i dont know..what do you mean?" OMG makes me just want to wack him across the face..LOL.LOL.LOL..But thats a typicall guy.
2006-09-14 19:48:29
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answered by M*a*G 1
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Leaving his dirty laundry on the floor for me to pick up or....a real annoying one...leaving his dirty clothes on the floor inches from the laundry basket. That always got my goat but now he's picking it up himself and actually depositing them where it belongs....lol
2006-09-14 19:39:40
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answered by cheetah7 6
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