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Same story, different headlines. But whats the story?

2006-09-14 11:48:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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I thought it was about two downstairs maids seeking extradition of their former employer who'd absconded abroad after they both filed paternity suits against him, but then I only read the Daily Telegraph version.

If my memory serves me correctly, they failed because the United Kingdom has no extradition treaty with Palestine.

2006-09-14 13:15:03 · answer #1 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 4 0

The story is that both the headline writers despise their readers and care even less about the subject of the headline.

2006-09-14 11:51:40 · answer #2 · answered by mutaali t 3 · 0 0

It's in the same vein as the Second World War story 'Eighth Army Push Bottles Up Germans'

2006-09-14 22:01:31 · answer #3 · answered by Michael E 4 · 1 0

Has a butler been hammering away at the washing machine again?

Oh hang on, the butler has been having it off with the kitchen washers and runs off with them?

2006-09-14 11:50:24 · answer #4 · answered by Alonsofan 3 · 0 0

"Honest Politician Found", "Amelia Earhart Seen Plaiyng Checkers with Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis", "Airlines Drop Fares, Increase Schedules", "Cost of Living Wage Increases Actually Match Cost of Living"

2016-03-17 02:20:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its a bout a crazy Butler that receives sexual pleasure from wahsers and bolts.
He works in a country house.
Not a specific country just a country styled house.
I knew that part would throw you.

2006-09-14 12:10:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

An apparently insane butler had it off with several laundresses at the stately home where all were employed, and he skipped town.

2006-09-14 12:57:24 · answer #7 · answered by pat z 7 · 1 0

The butler, losing his sense of sanity, forces the cleaning staff to have sex with him and then flees the premises.

2006-09-16 08:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0 0

The butler has sex with the washer-uppers and ran away.

2006-09-14 11:51:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

it must have something to do with Paul Burrell hes in every paper again at the mo

2006-09-14 22:01:43 · answer #10 · answered by Nigel G 1 · 0 0

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