2006-09-14 10:55:24 · 21 answers · asked by Strange Design 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
"Remember what I told the doctor, you should not even touch Ladybird"--Peggy Hill, King of the Hill
"I would never heal your wife like I've healed the wives of others."--John Redcorn, King of the Hill
2006-09-14 11:05:22 · answer #1 · answered by Drill Sergeant J 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good Question, so I've been looking for Dr Cox quotes from Scrubs, and on paper this is probably the best:
Fine, Newbie! Let me--let me tell you a little story. It starts every day at 5 in the morning -- which is just about the time that you're setting your hair for work -- when I am awakened by a sound: Is that a cat being gutted by a fishing knife? Nooo! That's my son. He's hungry and he's got a load in his pants so big that I'm actually considering hiring a stable boy. But, I go ahead and dig in; because I do love the lad and, well gosh, you know me, I'm a giver. And [whistles] I'm off to the hospital, where my cup runneth over with both quality colleagues, such as yourself, and a proverbial clown-car full of sick people. But, what the hey, my pay is about the same as guys who break rocks with other rocks and I only have to work three or four hundred hours a week, so, so far I'm a pretty happy camper! And then I head back home where I'm greeted by the faint musk of baby vomit in a house that used to smell like, well...nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I-i-in fact it used to smell like nothing at all. And all I want to do before I restart this whole glorious cycle is, you know, maybe lay on the couch and have a beer and watch some SportsCenter and, I'm if I'm not too sweaty from the days labors, stick my hand right down my pants, buuut apparently that's not in Jordan's definition of "pulling your weight".So, uh, there you are, superstar. Fix that.
2006-09-14 18:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by true_searcher 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Okay, just throwing one out there from the Simpsons:
Homer Simpson - I'm taking Friday off this week
Mr. Burns - If you're not here on Friday, don't bother coming in on Monday
Homer Simpson - Woo Hoo - four day weekend!
2006-09-14 18:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by gatesfam@swbell.net 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Dang it Bobby!"
Hank Hill from King of the Hill
2006-09-14 18:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quick! Jump into the water! Hippos are affraid of the water!
2006-09-14 17:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by dodolah 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems
2006-09-15 23:11:39 · answer #6 · answered by Slider728 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Behind every succesful man, there is a woman who did not marry me
Al Bundy
2006-09-14 17:59:46 · answer #7 · answered by A R 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Trailer Park Boys!! Anything Ricky says!! Check it out!!!!
2006-09-14 17:59:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
'Kyle, when your parents leave we're going to sneak into their house, and smear all the walls with poop. Hear, heave you seen the poop swatches?"
-Cartman, Southpark (My Future Self n' Me)
2006-09-17 00:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by Edward J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer (while dancing around with his burning high school diploma catching the house on fire.): "I am so smart, S - M - R - T!"
2006-09-14 18:06:42 · answer #10 · answered by Random Precision 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋