Let's hear it now, no holding back, I need to toughen up so c'mon, BRING IT!! I wanna hear from all of ya! Friends, fake friends, old foes, family!! Serve it up hot n fresh, now is your chance, I will report no one.
2006-09-14 10:49:40 · 20 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
On a warm and beautiful day in July of 1984, Jim Fixx was out running his daily jig, arms bent into wondrous L's of propulsion, leg muscles tense and firing on all cylinders.
He was listening to Joan Jett and the Blackhearts on his Sony Walkman and having a grand old healthy time.
Then you jogged up beside him....he had a small stroke when he got a whiff of your foot odor but he might have survived if that had been all.
Unfortunately the autopsy was unable to determine whether it was your Chicken Legs or your face, which at the time resembled that of Jim J. Bullock (only more weathered and less feminine) that actually caused the series of fatal heart attacks that dropped poor Mr. Fixx in his tracks.
Madame, you should be locked in a fruit cellar and thrown scraps of raw meat every 2nd Thursday for what your ghastliness has wrought upon the world of sport running.
2006-09-14 15:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but I don't like insulting people for no reason at all. I'd like to think that I'm a nicer person than that. Do you need a hug and need to be cheered up today. Okay here's a joke. (Now Blondes please don't get offended I'm a blonde too) How can you tell a blonde has been at the computer? By the white out all over the screen. HA HA I hope that cheers up your day.
2006-09-14 17:55:20 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Pat Benatar!
Hit Me with Your Best Shot
Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
That's O.K., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Why Don't You Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Fire Away!
2006-09-14 17:53:23 · answer #3 · answered by heavy6metal9babe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fighting Friends: At least I'm not a ( ) like you are, son/daughter of a jerk's husband/wife!
Fighting Family: .............. (silent treatment works best...make sure that it is a stony silence)
Old Foes: (talking to someone else while foe is in earshot) You know, I really pity people who can't even ( )...like ( )...she's/he's such a jerk!
2006-09-14 17:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by : ) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really don't want to do here's a website that has "the insult generator" where you can "toughen up"
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insult_generator.htm
2006-09-14 17:58:38 · answer #5 · answered by Raven 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
C U Next Tuesday!
2006-09-14 20:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! - john cleese/holy grail.
2006-09-14 18:22:01 · answer #7 · answered by harmony 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't want to say anything, but every time I see your hair, I think Mickey Mouse. Oh well, have a nice evening.
2006-09-14 19:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by Bowllynn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your avatar's hair makes you look like Mickey Mouse, You probably have Bombay Sapphire for an "employer", and I got your yoga right here, missy. Ahh...I do feel better, thanks. Love ya!
2006-09-14 21:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why should I post anything, you'll probably report everyone who answers....
Screw this, I have better things to do.
2006-09-14 17:52:01 · answer #10 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋