What's the worst name you've heard a parent name their child?

Question

I've heard of twins named after Shania Twain and Elvis Presley, two brothers named Marcus and Spencer (M&S), a Chinese bloke clled Wankin Chan and and a Mr W. Anchor wondered if anyone else had head any good ones?

Answer 1

For starters, my name, Fancy...try living that one down.

Then, there's my cousin's twin boys, Colt and Coltan.

Then there are some of the unfortunate children born in 2004...a little boy named Fawn...boys named Cage...a little girl named Gage...a girl named Feather...another named Amethyst...

It goes on and on! Poor kids, I know they'll never live it down in Junior High

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Oh, my where do I start??? I have worked in a NICU for 20+ years, I have seen some
baaaaad names. We once had a set a twins named Joe Albert and Joe Alfred, a year later she had another son named him Joe Anthony, and no their dad was not Joe. Miracle, Faith, Angle, Precious, Diamond, Jewel, Ruby, Lemangelo and Limangelo, D'serte, D'nese, James Dean and his twin Betty?? Spring and Sky, one dad had sons named Austin, Tyler and Dallas. Now the trend is 'den Jayden, Hayden, Kayden, ect. There are many many names of the African Americans that we can't even begin to pronounce, they usually have 9 constants and 2 vowels and at least one apostrophe. I think that parents should have the name approved by several members of the family before they put it on the birth certificate. Remember they have to live with that name, not you. And the weird spellings of "normal" names. Like Jayson for Jason, and Soffie for Sophie and Mickeal for Michael. But I have to say the best one yet is a co-worker....Sweetie LoveJoy, I think her parents were into porn!!!

Answer 4

As I'm reading these posts, I'm laughing so hard.. Faith .. Hope.. and Kevin.. that about made me cry.

I have heard the name Shithead (Sh th eed) her first name was Mary but she insisted on going by her middle name because her first name was too "white" (this was a black girl a friend of mine went to school with.

On a talk show one time i saw a girl named Marijauna pronounce marianna .

and the worst i think was a friend of mine's brother's little girl was almost named Janecca .. the name isn't so bad.. its the fact that the little girl was WHITE! a chubby little white girl named that would have just been wrong.. thank all that is great my friend convinced them instead to name her Corrigen (spelled wrong) not much better.. but much better than a little chubby irish girl named Janecca.

Answer 5

A child I work with is named Bikiniwanna Haltertop Butterscotch Polkadot. Her sister's first name is Playerwanna, but I'm not going to even try to spell the 3 middle names. They call her "Play-Play" for short. They are the most ghetto family I've ever had to work with before.

Answer 6

I had a friend named their son Camille... supposedly a long time ago in France this could be passed as a boy's name - but how cruel is it to name their boy Camille nowadays?? He'll be branded a sissy for life!!!

Oh and there was one chinese friend who wants to be creative and made a chinese-european name - Liongnardo (Liong means dragon in chinese and well - Leonardo...)

Don't forget Seinfeld - when George wanted to name his friend's baby girl "Seven" hahaha

One other creative name was the son of a famous couple of Indonesian singers/artist - their son's name is Anaku Lalaki - which sounds pretty cool, but in Indonesian it literally means my child is a boy!

A girl's name that I loved, until I learned french, is Aubergine... it means eggplant!

Answer 7

There is a woman famous in Australia for being caught in possession of marijuana in Indonesia (I think) called Chapelle Corby, and she had a lawyer representing her for a while called Hotman Paris Hutapea.

There is also an American actor called Andy Dick (only really works in the UK where a lot of people pronounce words with silent H's...e.g: handy becomes 'andy.

Edit: One other one I forgot, my partner used to film weddings. One wedding they filmed involved a groom called (surname) Bottoms...his wife to be had the first name Pretty....

Pretty Bottoms

Answer 8

Frogmella. Ask Harry Enfield

Answer 9

Worked with kids for years,come across many many strange names. Think the worst one was B J, not to sure what it stood for but the mother insisted he was called by that, can you imagine shouting him across the park.
How about Frank Zappas poor kids they are called Dwezzil, Moonunit, Ahmet and Diva Muffin

Answer 10

Troy. Like what were you thinking? And how about Junior? I always thought that was an American nickname for Dave Junior or whatever because the son gets dad's name. Come on Jordon!