How many helium balloons would it take to lift an average size 8 month along pregnant women up?

Question

If anyone could let me know ASAP i could finally get the misses off the sofa and back into the kitchen where she belongs, I'm starving.

Answer 1

ha ha ha but you might offend some women...also try to have some sympathy, she is making a human being in her belly...take a second to comprehend the magnitude of this..........ok enough time now just ask nicely and maybe she will fix you dinner or give her a backrub...do something for her and she may feel like doing something for you, after all marriage IS a give and take....My hubby does for me and i do anything he wants under the sun....

Answer 2

they wouldn't fit through the door. You also have the problem of controlling height; normally done by releasing ballast or opening the gas valve. It's not much use if she ends up stuck to the ceiling - can't cook from there. Mind you, if you got the cooking started, as the air in the kitchen heated up, she might become less buoyant and float gently to the floor. Or the opposite, I'm not sure.

Answer 3

I'd start blowing some up using all the hot air in your head and see how far you can get from there. Why don't you give your fingers some exercise and order in? Or just shut up, that works too. Some people actually have serious questions on here and aren't just trying to get a rise out of everyone.

Answer 4

That was cruel, you should be waiting on her hand and foot, because shes about to push a watermelon through an orange.
How would you like to gain 50 lbs, be front heavy, ankles swollen, back sore, peeing every 20 min, carrying around a living human being in you kicking and jumping around making it hard to sleep or get comfortable.
You do the right thing right now go to her get on your knees and worship her.

Answer 5

Someone did this once and tied the balloons to a lawn chair, outside of course. It was spotted on radar and plane even reported it on their radio. The problem was that it was going too high, to where the oxygen gets lighter and it's harder to breathe. He had to start shooting balloons with a gun that he brought with for that purpose. Eventually he landed. The flight administration said they were going to charge him with a bunch of crimes like: flying an unapproved and unregistered aircraft, and flying with a pilots license, etc. Due to wide public support they dropped all charges. People were fascinated with it and didn't want him to face any penalties.

Answer 6

Hah. Well, personally, I don't know about your wife, but I am 8 months pregnant and just standing infront of a stove or oven for five minutes makes me nearly pass out from the heat.

Answer 7

Are you out of your mind....Inspire her and maybe she will get up to make you a wonderful dinner. I have to small children one that is now going to be 7 months soon. I still made my husband dinner but it sure does get hard. Being pregnant is a lot of work...respect your wife/ girlfriend and show her some nice loving and maybe she'll be inspired.

Answer 8

Is htere such a thing as an "average size 8 month pregnant woman"??????
And don't you think it would be cruel to lift her with balloons?

Surely a crane would be much safer!!!!!

Hope she doesn't read your posts or you're dead meat mate!

Answer 9

To be honest mate, you are flogging a dead horse, women nowdays think that being pregnant entitles them to lay around while us poor menfolk do all the work, I showed my wife a video of an african woman who gave birth while working in the fields and then went back to work straight away, I can lend it to you if you need it, it seems to do the trick.

Answer 10

why don't you order take out or get your butt off the computer and go cook yourself!

Your wife is 8 months pregnant with your child. Respect her and your child and pamper her instead of being selfish... you sound like a jerk.