it really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, feels good.
2006-09-14 09:02:55 · 16 answers · asked by Derp 1 in Dining Out ➔ Philippines ➔ Tagaytay
First Aid handbooks nationwide list the proper procedures for this common injury/trauma. DO NOT PANIC, as this will only worsen the condition.
1) Support the weight of the lodged bowling ball with BOTH hands. Failure to do so will result in the tearing of the nasal tissues and cartilage.
2) Enlist the help of a friend to gently coat the point of entry of the bowling ball with petroleum jelly. It is highly advised that you coat BOTH nostrils.
3) Ask your friend to massage the bowling bowl into exiting the point of entry of your nasal cavity.
4) After successfully retrieving the lodged bowling ball, make an appointment for plastic surgery to restore the structure to the overall face.
Good luck!
P.S. If the surgery is unsuccessful, remember: Looks aren't everything!
2006-09-14 09:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by Suz E. Home BAKER 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try vacuuming out the nasal cavity or beating it with a stick until the ball comes out.
2006-09-14 16:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by bethiswriting 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tweezers
2006-09-14 16:04:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might need to seek medical attention, and also call your local news company. Im sure youd get on the news for that.
2006-09-14 16:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by j pringle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tweezers, duct tape and BenGay. And a dustbuster.
2006-09-14 16:04:33 · answer #5 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use astroglide. I have heard it is so slick that you can slip a bus into a doghouse with it. Much better then KY.
2006-09-14 16:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Verrrrry slowly.
2006-09-14 16:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by Irish Red 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you can come up with something with that king-sized imagination of yours.
2006-09-14 16:04:14 · answer #8 · answered by Kayt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you have issues
2006-09-14 16:04:04 · answer #9 · answered by Sydney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
use a sledge hammer to remove it.
2006-09-14 16:04:32 · answer #10 · answered by NNY 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋