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ive been to the loo,had a bowel movement,looked down as you do,and theres nothing there.whats wrong with me??

2006-09-14 08:10:09 · 13 answers · asked by sam tyler 3 in Health General Health Care Other - General Health Care

13 answers

If you have had a bowel movement, and something actually has dropped out of your ar*se, and gone into the pan, it was probably dense enough to go through the water and straight out through the pipework and into the soil pipe, and it's gone.

Eat a balanced diet, plenty of fruit and fibre, and unless there's something dramatically wrong, you'll sh*it.

2006-09-14 08:14:49 · answer #1 · answered by Phish 5 · 0 0

Oh my god you had a ghosting. It goes down the band without a mark on the toilet roll too. My freind and I talked about this I thought she was lying. I have never done it. Yeh its called a ghosting

2006-09-14 08:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by Laura C 2 · 0 0

Did it have an engine on the back of it????
Slippery lil suckers

2006-09-14 08:13:01 · answer #3 · answered by Bodieann 4 · 0 0

Try more fiber in your diet...some Metamucil or Benefiber.

2006-09-14 08:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you didnt need one in the first place it just felt like it

2006-09-14 08:17:39 · answer #5 · answered by lulu l 2 · 0 0

Maybe it was so slippery it flew round the S bend........?

2006-09-14 08:40:09 · answer #6 · answered by Catwhiskers 5 · 0 0

it melted on impact with the water, lol

2006-09-14 08:21:12 · answer #7 · answered by truelyxxx 1 · 0 0

get 3D glasses the effects are better lol.

2006-09-14 08:13:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0 0

you havent got your glasses on

2006-09-14 08:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

sounds crazy.

2006-09-14 08:16:14 · answer #10 · answered by louisewoods1984 4 · 0 0

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