When you are standing in line, what do you think about?

Question

I think of jesus breakdancing to 'Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer. & the Smurs engaged in civil war. & little mutant child-monkey hybrids biting the leg of Albert Pujols of the St. Louis Cardinals.

Answer 1

I think either: why does the shortest line always go the slowest (if I'm in a short line) or why does the longest line always go the slowest if I'm (if I'm in a long line). I also think 'Why is it that everyone in my line chooses the slowest method of payment'. 'How come I didn't notice that the person in front of me has a hearing difficulty'. On and on. What I don't think about is pretty flowers and what a lovely day it is.

Answer 2

When I stand in line, I think "moo" or "bahaha" if it's a really long line for beer. If it's just the checkout at the grocery store, I think about how I can't wait to get home, or how pathetic the magazines are, especially if I see K-Fed on the cover, or I might see someone and wonder stuff about them, it really depends on my mood.

I wish I had some of whatever you're smoking, I'd enjoy my shopping experience a WHOLE lot more!!

Hey jetty, how do you know Jesus was a white guy? He might have had rhythm anyway, you know, like when they were doin' the hora. You gotta have rhythm for that or you'll cause a domino effect.

Answer 3

Hahaha! I *love* Can't Touch This. Is Jesus a good breakdancer? The man's white, how much rhythm can he possibly have?

I'm an avid people-watcher and I love to think about what they're doing, where they are going, why they are there, etc. I used to think about the people around me in their underwear but that's really not a good thing to do if I'm in line with a bunch of ugly people lol

Answer 4

Odd...I think about the exact same thing, except the mutant child-monkey hybrids are biting the leg of George Bush.

Answer 5

Your question reminded me of a birthday card I read, I actually bought it for my friend. Something like this was written in it:

I was standing in line waiting to purchase this card for you. Jeez, the line was so long. This baby kept crying while the mother did nothing. And old lady basically rips open her purse and takes out a life-time saving of coins. First off, she counts so slow. Then later says 'Oh what the heck, I'll just pay by debit.' Then this other lady starts her this-is-the-wrong-price-and-now-look-at-this-price-difference dialogue while the cashier puts on her best I'm-trying-my-best-to-not-laugh-at-you face expressions. Ask for my opinion, she was doing great. But this man starts fighting to return something that evidently is expired from the receipt. Ugh! So I went on and did something... I STOLE THE CARD! Happy Birthday!

It was funny and made me laugh. I usually listen to the music or try to add up the total myself while standing in line. Most of the time, fortunately, I end up standing to someone who is well entertaining and has funny things to talk about. Oh well...

Stay safe. - Maryam

Answer 6

I usually think about the situations of Tom Cruise and his kid....Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie....and weather Britany Spears is pregnant with twins or not.

I read the covers of the magazines. LOL

Answer 7

I think about the tabloid trash lining the checkouts. I look for Cosmo and check out the monthly "50 Ways to Totally Please your Man in Bed" and buy the mag if there is anything my wife might want to try.

Answer 8

I usually look at peoples shoes and imagine how that person face looks like, then I look and sometimes I get a lot of surprises from my judgement.
Hey there are long lines and shoes can tell a lot a bout your personality. its fun.

Answer 9

I'm usually wondering if I'm in the line that is going to get me out of the line the quickest.

Answer 10

I think of Chef Ramsey from " Hell's Kitchen"
saying "move your @$$!".
It's sooo funny and helps me get through the wait.
pitty I cant say that outloud.