2006-09-14 07:49:51 · 15 answers · asked by OHIO STATE IS THAT DEAL!!!!!!!!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
"Your pants are like a mirror, I can see myself in them."
2006-09-14 07:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by Stryker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I swear to God this really happed to me.
A guy looked over at me in a lounge and asked me if I'd ever seen an erect cat p***s.
My response was - Have you seen my fiancee anywhere? I've been looking all over for him.
Creeeepy
2006-09-14 07:53:54 · answer #2 · answered by Queen of Cards 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She walked up while I was playing pool and told me I was out. I was playing with an old friend I hadn't seen in a few years and told her she was out.
2006-09-14 07:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a pick-up line, but, I had malaria in 'Nam & so I'm sterile (no condoms) I laughed right in his face.
2006-09-14 08:00:24 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
♥Nice eyes. Lets phuck.
♥Are those space pants? cuz that @ss is out of this world!
♥Your place or mine?
♥Those pants look tight. let me loosen them up for ya.
2006-09-14 07:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by >???<Chinita>???< 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Your daddy must have been a theif, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes".
I swear to you I heard this attempted. It failed, badly.
2006-09-14 07:52:30 · answer #6 · answered by Zhimbo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey baby sorry I kept you waiting all your life!
2006-09-14 07:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you a cop because you have a blackjack in your pants.
2006-09-14 07:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your coat, you've pulled.
2006-09-14 07:53:19 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Were you made in Oregon? lol
2006-09-14 07:51:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋