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Mine is "could you shave my coin purse?"

2006-09-14 06:39:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Television

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Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

2006-09-14 06:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by Abi 6 · 1 0

Has to be the episode where Stewie runs away, and gets caught at the airport by a pilot.

Pilot: Aren't you a little young to be flying alone?
Stewie: Aren't you a little old to have braces?

FXCKING CLASSIC!

2006-09-14 06:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by audemars 3 · 0 0

When Brian is wearing the tuxedo and his tail sticks out the back, Stewie tells him "It looks like you took a white poop and it's stuck." I'm laughing just typing it!

2006-09-14 06:46:16 · answer #3 · answered by TK 4 · 0 0

Stewie to Hairlip Steve: "So Steve, ever thought of growing a moustache?"

2006-09-14 13:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 0 0

"Could you shave my coin purse?" is the best line of all. I laugh just think about it. Brian's response is just as good. "Uh....Wow....Umm....Oh...." He just backs out of the bathroom.

2006-09-14 07:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

Hey, Mort, do these suppositories come in any other flavors?

2006-09-14 07:03:34 · answer #6 · answered by sorcha 4 · 0 0

mine is "hey wake up" and the old man starts hitting him self in the crotch

2006-09-14 06:42:13 · answer #7 · answered by chris1979pt 3 · 0 0

Mines is "how 'bout we go in my basement for Popsicles..mmm... Popsicles

2006-09-14 06:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by danicolegirl 5 · 0 0

Brian: Stewie! You're drunk!
Stewie: You're sexy.

2006-09-14 06:47:37 · answer #9 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 0 0

"i'm not peter griffin! my name is ----

(looks around, sees a pea) PEA
(looks around sees a girl crying) TEAR
(looks around, sees a lion/eagle griffin flying around) GRIFFIN.

man, what are the odds of that?" :)

2006-09-14 06:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by sasmallworld 6 · 0 0

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