its kinda like a game whoever says the funniest quote wins the ten points
Eric: I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale each year?
Mr. George Feeny: No.
2006-09-14 06:37:06 · 6 answers · asked by Madeline Cruz' 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
the episode where shawn has the pet pig and the pig runs out of jonathan's apartment toward the sausage factory (or something of that nature) and shawn says "oh no! suicide!"
2006-09-14 06:43:46 · answer #1 · answered by bobbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eric: So I said to myself, 'Kyle,'...
Alan: Kyle?
Eric: That's what I call myself.
OR
Eric: See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean. No, I mean they are.
Cory: Okay, someone explain to me about duckies before I hit him with a spoon.
Amy Matthews: It's wallpaper.
Topanga: It's adorable.
Alan Matthews: It's for you room.
Eric: DUCKIES RULE.
2006-09-14 07:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by GoodJob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alan Matthews: Hey, son! How was your day?
Cory: Fine.
Alan Matthews: What'd you do in school?
Cory: Nothing
Alan Matthews: Hey, *hold on*! Wait there!
Alan Matthews: You know, everyday I ask you, "What did you do?" and everyday you tell me "Nothing." Well, I'm tired of nothing. I mean we both know something happened in school today and I want to know what it is!
Cory: I decided to be a girl.
Alan Matthews: Well, you taught me a very valuable lesson there, son.
Shawn Hunter: You know the book, "Black Like Me"?
Amy Matthews: Sure, is that what you guys are reading in school?
Alan Matthews: Don't ask questions, honey
2006-09-14 08:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by hsm_stinks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eric: no what
Mr. freeny: yes
eric: yes what
Mr. Freeny: hell if i know u asked for a yes no answer
2006-09-14 06:50:09 · answer #4 · answered by kikina_sso 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both of the quotes were not funny. I don't know of any quotes....
2006-09-14 06:46:58 · answer #5 · answered by drunken_monkey1988 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.
2006-09-16 13:41:06 · answer #6 · answered by yofatcat1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋