OK…I had Steven over for dinner (at least he claimed to be Steven)….He had business cards and although he was over 6’-5 with red hair and a ginger beard, I believed him. He asked if he could crash at my place (Universal Studio’s credit card was rejected)…so I let him. He kept asking me to undress to see if I was right for the role in the upcoming movie “Three handbags on the doorstep”. I finally relented, and he kept gawking and touching himself. Then, this morning, I got up, and my stereo and computer were gone! I’m starting to believe he was lying to me. I have no idea where he went. Should I go to Hollywood and find him?
2006-09-14 05:33:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
I love your question!!!!!!!!!!! What a great diversion to an otherwise dull, routine day. That's a funny story. THAT should be made into a movie! You've got a great sense of humor! I needed a good laugh. Thanks. Enjoy your day too!
2006-09-14 05:37:52 · answer #1 · answered by Ozzie B. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I would get my good friend Tim Burton (The short one with the blond dreadlocks and moustache) to create a movie of your life, and then get the money, and track spielberg down. Voila, it's that simple
2006-09-14 12:36:39 · answer #2 · answered by Arthur Margarine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol !!!! ok ... wel .... i think you should go after him , but have hironobu sakagucji ( film maker , small , black hair ) for back up. then u can corner him and then undress urself n then he'll be too busy touching himself , so u can get ur stuff back and get hironobu to jump on his back with a sack and tie him iup n wait till the police come :)
2006-09-14 12:42:33 · answer #3 · answered by FinalFantasyGirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab ET's bike and go to Hollywood to get your stuff back!!
2006-09-14 12:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by mick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E.T., phone home!?
2006-09-14 12:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are hillarious!!!
2006-09-15 07:27:26 · answer #6 · answered by Nut B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋