What would be his first 3 tasks?
2006-09-14 05:15:45 · 11 answers · asked by Thoughts Like Mine 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
1. Get in this clear, plexiglass, cage-like box.
2. "Say 'Nuclear' "
3. "Good, George, good. Now hold this pretzel and smile while we take a nice picture for Laura's children's reading group in front of this nice banner....."MISSION ACCOMPLISHED...monkeys belong in cages."
2006-09-14 05:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by southyrn_belle_4ever 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
(1) Present a new "priority-one" program (as ambitious as any plan ever devised) to make the United States completely energy independent by the year 2020, using renewable energy sources, conservation, and whatever else American ingenuity is able to deliver.
(2) Garner bipartisan American support to guarantee the success of the program and also to energize Americans so that we are all as enthusiastic about it as we were about winning the race to the Moon in 1960s ; and
(3) Build an international coalition of the willing to focus the efforts of the smartest folks around the world toward researching feasible solutions to replacing our collective reliance on fossil fuels. The purpose of the coalition would be twofold: to defeat terrorism by drying up the supply of oil funds that supports it; and also of course to help alleviate the problems associated with global warming.
2006-09-14 05:44:19 · answer #2 · answered by Aye_Mate 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) take a vacation at abu ghraib. he can come home after a week, but he has to be able to say abu ghraib correctly 5 times first
2) i strap a lie detector on him and reserve a spot for prime time television. this would be intersting.
3) i make him live for a year w a poor inner city family and learn what life is like for many in america w/o the privilege he has always known
2006-09-14 05:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by mcslain 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Commit all liberals to institutions for the criminally insane.
Halt all funding to the U.N.
Solve the illegal immigrant problem by deporting them all and locking down the borders.
2006-09-14 06:00:10 · answer #4 · answered by OzobTheMerciless 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. give all the money back he stole on 9-11
2.tell the truth about the twin tower attacks
3.tell the truth about the pentagon attack
2006-09-14 07:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by carmel_styles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Dive off Niagara Falls
2. Wrestle a Mountain lion
3. Tap dance in Harlem wearing a KKK uniform.
2006-09-14 05:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by Paladin 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1 to apollogize for the killing of ameircan soldiers in the search for more oil and money
2006-09-14 05:18:48 · answer #7 · answered by elvis2 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Play with my pet chimpanzee.
Make me some potato salad.
Disappear.
2006-09-14 05:25:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The first one would be to try to escape so my henchmen could shoot him...
2006-09-14 05:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by fairly smart 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Three days of torture and humiliation,,;-)=
2006-09-14 05:24:39 · answer #10 · answered by Jcontrols 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋