I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning...just not as it applies to me...
Men are like coffee...the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night.
Why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong.
Don't assume I'm not into cheat meaningless sex...
Ran into my ex the other day, put it in reverse and hit him again.
All men are idiots...I married their King.
Behind every great woman.....is a man checking out her ***.
Nothing gets me in the mood like a man doing my dishes!!
Being unstable and bitchy is all part of my mystique :)
Damn right I'm good in the kitchen! I can eat for hours!!
Admitting your an asshole is the first step.
How come all the cool girls are lesbian
I only fake it so he'll buy me stuff.
I want it all and I want it smothered in chocolate and whipped cream!
Whisper my favorite words..."I'll buy it for you."
I know I know reported, amazingly though, I don't give a sh*t!!
Have a great day Ladies!!!!
2006-09-14 03:30:01 · 18 answers · asked by sasha 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Can't think.....
Blood.........
Rushing............
To penis
2006-09-14 03:31:11 · update #1
These are only meant for thoses of you WITH a sense of humor...everyone else....hope you have a great day too:)
2006-09-14 03:39:38 · update #2
No it's Men ar like snow you never know how much you'll get or how long it will last.
2006-09-14 04:30:03 · update #3
Thanks for the laugh..... and nope, i'm not reporting you either. We all need more humor in our lives.
2006-09-14 03:35:11 · answer #1 · answered by kimmi_35 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The coffee one hit right on, I'm rich.....a dark sepia midsummer, I'm warm......I have a real bad sweating problem when I work out, and I keep my wife up all night with my snoring.
I think the "cool lesbian girls" one might apply to men's thinking too.
2006-09-14 12:47:56 · answer #2 · answered by Sausage Fingers™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atta girl, you have the right attitude. When you tire of all the sex he's goinna cut you off from the perks anyway so have fun while you can and be sure to refurnish the house before it's too late.
Linda
2006-09-14 10:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Linda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love your sese of humor. Don't worry we all sympathize. The only reason men are around is to unfortunately keep the human race going.
2006-09-14 10:38:57 · answer #4 · answered by Bridezilla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forgot one about snow
ALL men are like snow-they say your going to get 10", but never know when or how much or how long it will last.
2006-09-14 11:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool story, but thnks for the 2 points!
2006-09-14 10:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by Miss-Kenya 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So that's how you girls work, all along I thought it was us guys. I guess from the response from my wife I am not coffee but just stale beer.
2006-09-14 10:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by Andy S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha-Ha! O.K., I just hope you don't really feel this way. What ashame if you do. Their are good men out there and if you do meet one you would miss out because of this type of thinking.
2006-09-14 10:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by kandekizzez 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These are great, I liked the one of Men are like coffee.....
2006-09-14 10:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by pinkberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Allow me to retort.
2006-09-14 11:31:43 · answer #10 · answered by Lothario 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im not a girl ...but i can tell you have let one guy get the best of you ... i feel for you ...the only thing i can say ......... is your going to kick yourself in the a s s when you let it happen again.....so please take your time next time....
2006-09-14 11:32:22 · answer #11 · answered by the boss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋