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What would you have me do ?
Walk the dog, Wash the dishes, paint the house ?
Cut the grass, vacumn the house
THE CHOICE IS YOURS NO HOLES BARED !

2006-09-14 02:01:49 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Friends

OK so I didn't check my spelling, don't go on about it!!

2006-09-14 02:24:09 · update #1

28 answers

My very own personal slave for a WHOLE DAY!

I can think of only ONE THING!

MASSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can just feel the tension easing - when can you start ;-)

2006-09-14 02:04:17 · answer #1 · answered by sciencegirl 1 · 0 2

I can wash dishes, paint house, cut the grass etc. Only what you could do is spend very romantic day and evening with me maybe night as well ;)

2006-09-14 07:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by lady.delish 1 · 0 0

Well if you were my slave for the day i would make you do all my house work with nothing but an apron on (theres not alot of house work) then you would have the rest of the day to be my sex slave ie a bit of light spanking, bondage the list goes on forever.

2006-09-14 02:06:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No holes bared indeed. look up bared and see why that statement is amusing. I would have you, obviously answering lots of questions on here for me so I get lots of points without the horror of seeing what rubbish questions people are asking - as well as all the housework after you've finished of course

2006-09-14 02:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 1 0

Pick up the dog sh*t in the back yard. Then cut the grass. Then wash my car. Then clean the toilets. Go to lunch, come back, and I will have more for you to do.

2006-09-14 02:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by WHITE TRASH ARMENIAN 4 · 1 0

I would send you to my office in the morning so I can sleep until you come back at 2.00pm. You may take me some lunch in bed, than you can pour half bottle of bubble bath in the tub and wash me like a kid, take me back to bed, cover my body with baby talcum powder and tickle me all over my skin surface...

2006-09-14 03:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by xxx 4 · 0 0

I'd probably feel a bit bad about bossing you around so I'd probably give you the day off. Unless you know anything about cars because my oil needs changing and my wheel cap fell off etc and I'm not sure what to do......

2006-09-14 04:55:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

If you could photo and list all my items on E-bay that I can never be bothered to do myself that would be great, and in return I could make you lunch, remember slavery was abolished so as not to go to jail for slavery I think lunch is a fair swap.

2006-09-14 02:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0 0

i would love a slave 4 a day u could do all the house work when I'm at work

2006-09-14 02:06:13 · answer #9 · answered by Danielle S 3 · 0 0

well the roof of my garage is leaking so I'd put you to work on THAT right away. lol (I'm afraid of heights is why I haven't tackled it yet) I'd just have you do all that "guy" stuff that I hate doing. But I wouldn't work you too hard because I would want you to wine and dine me later that evening.

2006-09-14 02:09:28 · answer #10 · answered by sparkie 6 · 0 0

I'd make you answer all the stupid, pointless questions on Answers so I didn't have to bother.

Then I'd make you answer all the questions which have spelling and/or grammar mistakes, correcting the asker's spelling and/or grammar, again, so I didn't have to bother.

2006-09-14 02:12:56 · answer #11 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0 0

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