my dog Tess this morning we came across a large scale brawl between a gang of hoodie squirrels and a large gang of rather menacing looking rabbits!!! Should i av intervened or called the police.
2006-09-14 01:37:25 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
oh my life!! even the animals are into gang wars now!!
ring the rabbit police immediately, those squirrels are well hard but menacing rabbits have got a much worse rep!!
don't what ever you do intervene, they'll find out where you live and torture your family!!
2006-09-14 01:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by tuppassister 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what you should have done in all fairness of the situation is tell the rabbits your the godfather of the squirrels and you are the law and you call the shots in this neighbourhood as your mate tess is the muscle and we dont want any trouble with the squirrels or the rabbits otherwise they will have a dead horses head in there wifes bed the next day.... does that sound fair it does to me... ireckon the police would have put it down to yet "another" confliction of gang warfare so there wouldnt have been any charges!!!! thank you for listening.!!!
2006-09-14 02:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by dan b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't mess with hoodies or Rabbis (hoodies are just uncircumsied Rabbi's they're a bit of a secret society, a bit like "politicians with brains".
Your first duty as a dog owner is to protect her from these evil influences in this world.
2006-09-14 01:44:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well lets just say u harrass them in any way (this includes calling the cops) and the squirrels will feast on ur bolloxs and the rabbits will have a nice hearty human stew for there dinner MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm
2006-09-14 02:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason you dont mess with the squirrels is because they will have your nuts for garters and as for the rabbits well mmmm
2006-09-14 01:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by ken j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squirrels and Rabbits? Yummmmm.......hausenfeffer!
2006-09-14 01:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by Albannach 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run man Run!. Squirrels are mean and terrible little creatures! They will attack a human in a heart beat.
2006-09-14 01:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by jen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just act like a nut!!! They will then leave the Rabbits alone!!!
2006-09-14 01:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
PMSL... no you should av got your weapon out and asked Tess to pull on it so you could shoot the little bliters
2006-09-14 01:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by confused 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see the cartoons have you stumped. Do we need a refresher course its not real its TV. Those reality shows everywhere have everyone so confused.
2006-09-14 01:44:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋