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Think carefully!

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

2006-09-14 00:19:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Elections

19 answers

The one that provides for HEALTH CARE FOR ALL and will step down if he does not accomplish that, plus 1 year paid maternity leave for all new full time working moms. I am paying over $100 dollars a week for health care and 27% income tax yet there is NO paid matenrity and NO health care unless WE PAY for it! Look at Canada and see the way it SHOULD BE!

2006-09-14 01:52:31 · answer #1 · answered by distalbicept 3 · 2 1

Well the last one - candiate C - looks like it's Hitler so definitely not him.

Hang on for a bit and I'll see if I can work out the others

2006-09-14 00:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by smileyh 2 · 0 0

Well Hitler never cheated on his wife because shortly,very shortly after getting married they departed this earth. I would be very interested to know who A and B are

2006-09-14 23:33:25 · answer #3 · answered by Rob Roy 6 · 0 0

I'd like C because we've already seen enough of A & B. But does C actually exist.

2006-09-14 00:27:49 · answer #4 · answered by Sean 7 · 0 0

Candidates for what?

AA? Meat eating? Sobriety?

2006-09-14 00:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by yodellingdolphinofkirkwall 3 · 0 0

I have a sneaking suspition C is President Bush.

There is such a thing as too clean.

A or B would be my choice.

2006-09-14 00:26:21 · answer #6 · answered by Gem 3 · 0 0

A, man, he sounds like a man after my heart.
And c is Hitler. You forgot to say he really liked animals and small children. AND that he was addicted to amfetamins.

2006-09-14 00:29:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Isn't it one of those blokes Winston Churchill? maybe A?
I bet Candidate C is Hitler.
And I bet your dog's name is Dog.

2006-09-14 00:21:47 · answer #8 · answered by volksbank 4 · 0 0

B! I like Winston!

2006-09-14 00:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I might be wrong but,

A's Blair, B's Bush and C's Hitler.

2006-09-14 00:25:55 · answer #10 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0 0

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