to cover his duck bulls
why did Mickey mouse leave mini mouse?
he found out she was fcuking goofy.... sorry
2006-09-14 00:05:18
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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You're right! Oh, you're RIGHT! (That is Such a good question!)
It IS perverse, now that I think about it. It can't be to conceal his duck-*ss, since he leaves it hanging out the rest of the time. It occurs to me, it can only be that he's not COVERING his butt-- he's REVEALING his breast! In other words, we've been missing the point the whole time! It the same idea as a girl who ordinarily wears blouses but no panties comes out of the shower wearing a towel-- not out of modesty, but in order TO TITILLATE!
I've known there was something wrong with ol' Uncle Walt ever since I found out he beat an owl to death when he was a kid, and all his animal-related art since then was done out of a sense of guilt. I wonder why nobody ever caught on to this before...? Probably because he was careful and never got caught with any little kids at Neverland-- I mean, the Magic Kingdom.
Thanks for exposing this concealed smut! It's our duty to make everybody aware of this and see to it that we treat Disney with the same kind of political correctness that other groups get. We'll be too polite to mention this perverse duck and his ilk any more, but everybody will know why they're getting the treatment.
Concerned parents of young children all across the country are in your debt for this timely warning!
2006-09-14 16:34:14
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answered by cdf-rom 7
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The original cartoons in the early 30s had been made for that current period. People found it offensive for a cartoon to come out of the bath or shower with no towel on as they were trying to relate the cartoons to everyday life to make them more real. Even though 2 seconds later he doesnt have pants on when dressed. this was because of the drawing involved would take more time and slides. These days it is all via computers but they havent changed the dinamics of the original cartoon as with all cartoons from that erra.
2006-09-14 00:06:07
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answered by alismudge 3
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I've brought this up with people before lots of times. It's like Bungle the Bear in Rainbow; wears PJs to bed but spends the rest of the show wandering around "bear-@$$ed"
2006-09-14 00:47:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Becoz these cartoons are made for kids & too put some reality bit in to it for kids (as they see & do wear towels after bathing) & they thing Donald being one of them will also practice same habbits....
So just make cartoon look real type/....
2006-09-14 00:07:55
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answered by Ashish Samadhia 3
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Just as perverse as Bugs Bunny putting on a bathing suit when he goes swimming....mostly he is walking around the cartoon nude. Cartoons are very warped indeed.
2006-09-14 00:09:45
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answered by 1 2
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the Towel creates mystery and makes him more attractive to Ms Duck
2006-09-14 00:01:30
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answered by Anonymous
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Oh you really made me laugh, thank you! What a fabulous question. I guess the answer is underneath the towel.
2006-09-14 06:43:00
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answered by Katrine 4
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because the towel is smooth and kind to a ducks feathers lol
2006-09-14 00:11:33
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answered by Jamieson 5
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Same reason as that bungle bear thing in rainbow, says hes taking his shorts off and hides behind a screen........its for kids!
2006-09-14 00:08:26
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answered by Annie M 6
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