Let's face it, it's inevitable. When the zombies attack, how will you survive? What's your plan? Everyone must have one by now. Forget global terrorism and climate change, this must be the greatest threat facing us now, at least that's what the movies tell us.
2006-09-13 22:10:36 · 38 answers · asked by Paul D 2 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Other - Science
i'm glad i'm not the only one thats been preparing for this. i've built a tree house with a rope ladder so once i'm in, no one else can get up. i also stripped the lower tree of its bark and greased that bad boy up. i've got a 2 day supply of pants and socks stashed in a fake birds nest further up the tree. a packet of beef hula hoops cleverly painted green hanging from a branch, and a bottle of lucazade with feathers stuck to it sat on my pants. if things get really bad, and i've got to finish myself, i've got a cd player with britneys album in it with enough battery power for just one song. it shouldn't come to that though.
2006-09-13 22:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by drdreallday 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I suppose I'll just carry a recording of "Thriller" around. I'll start playing it whenever any zombies come near me and then start doing the dance from the video. Then they'll start doing the dance too. 'Cause really, how can a zombie resist the thriller? You saw how they totally got into those dance moves when Mike was doing his thing. So anyway, after doing some dancing (I'd stay for a little bit 'cause I can't really resist that song either) as the zombies are still shuffling and whatnot and while Vincent Price is doing his creepy voice thing I sneak away. The zombies had fun, I'm still alive and I got some exercise so I don't have to go to the gym that day. Win, win!
2006-09-13 22:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Myelmo17 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am really looking forward to the Zombie invasion. I have studied in detail their various mannerisms and the speed at which they can move their dreadful bodies. Lets be honest they aren't the fastest creatures on earth. You will also probably have noticed that a large sickle (device for cutting corn) or one of the newer AK47 models will stop them in their tracks with little chance of recovery for the poor creatures. While this will be the obvious means that my friends and I will use to rid the planet of Zombies, I feel that my Mercedes Benz will be invaluable during the invasion. I intend to replace my Mercedes badge with a metal brain (this will attract the Zombies) and simply drive down the road at 80 miles per hour. Now if a Zombie collides with a Merc travelling at 80 mph, who is going to come out the worst?
2006-09-13 22:29:19 · answer #3 · answered by Moose 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Grab my trusty sumarai sword and then make like The Bride in Kill Bill 1 & 2.
In the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, the Top 10 Lessons for surviving a zombie attack includes using a blade as it does not need reloading.
2006-09-13 22:28:59 · answer #4 · answered by b97st 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
First, I'd run to my uncles house.... he has a lot of guns (Im from the south hehe) Then, get some of those chain mail shark suits (to keep them from biting me...Im also from florida, they're easy to get) and make sure everyone still alive in my posse has one, especialy my lil' boy. THEN, we'd periodically drive in a Hum-vee to the super wal-mart, w/ a semi-automatic weapon of some kind strapped to the roll-bar thingie on top, for provisions. Along the way we would save the people still alive, especially the children, and quarantine those individuals already bitten/infected (except in special circumstances) and make sure that we teach daily lessons on zombie destruction and gun safety to the newbies in our makeshift compound w/ full perimeter laser activated security features... hehe, yes, Ive given this some thought :D
To Pedro and Jadee: Lighten up! We know that!!!
2006-09-13 22:28:36 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Agent Moulder is right, maybe we don't stay with the zombie long enough to see what all they do. Maybe eating is just the first thing they do that they missed while dead. Then they have sex, and dance etc.
I guess Ill get weapons and ammo and pop skulls anyway, cause I'm not food.
Wonder if playing loud White zombie, or just plain Rob Zombie would be like a shield against them?
...where is my research team when I need them...
2006-09-13 22:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by Sen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I for one am going to run to the nearest Mega-Mall, picking up a few people along the way. Like a crazy Veteran, a hot chick and her boyfriend, a guy and his son, a rookie cop and maybe a stray dog. Then we will hide out in the mall for days, fending off the zombies, raiding the mall stores and waiting for the army to show up to save us.
2006-09-13 22:15:41 · answer #7 · answered by mattman878 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Laugh a lot, because their walk makes me crack up.
Then unleash my secret psychic powers and take control of them. I will then use my new army of zombies to take over the world. Bwa ha ha ha ha (evil laugh). Except now I can't because it's no longer a secret. Oops.
2006-09-14 00:24:38 · answer #8 · answered by Ellie 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
well i must tell ya watt zombie is its an origin frm africa .
zombies are those who are not died but the are pretended to be dead person but are mentally domolished so they don't know any body only there masters i.e vodoo worshippers
so if they attack u dnt run away until or unless they haven't got any instructions frm there master they can't touch u if u wanan be careful be carefull of there masters
2006-09-13 22:59:07 · answer #9 · answered by asher 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'm going to do some awfully sick sexual stuff to them, sure you might call it necrophilia but you have to take your chance when it comes round. A quick dry root isn't going to keep these undead back, only a good hardcore fisting session and more is going to drive the hordes back into the ground and the rest will turn in their graves.
2006-09-13 22:14:20 · answer #10 · answered by kid666_nz 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋