If Jesus, a samurai, a pirate, steve irwin, chuck norris and oprah got in a fight who would win? I've been up for three weeks trying to figure this out. Help me with this lifelong dilemma!!!!!!
2006-09-13 22:07:51 · 19 answers · asked by unfamoustonyaction 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Jesus isn't real so count him out! I go with the pirate because pirates are cool.
2006-09-14 09:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by stevemeup 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well jesus doesnt fight or kill ppl so he just dies, a pirate is too drunk to fight, that leaves opra, chuck norris samurai and steve irwin. hmmm if steve irwin is strong enough to lift oprah he would trow it at both and and kill chuck norris and the samurai. that leaves oprah and steve irwin. steve irwin would fight her up she is like a the mother of all crocs, he would wrestle her till she tires out, and she dies, rolls over and crushes irwin
2006-09-13 22:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by Zoppy Mt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus obviously, he's the son of God... but a Samurai or Chuck Norris would be runner up. I don't like Norris, but he's a great martial artist. I think a true Samurai would slay Chuck though.
2006-09-13 22:22:31 · answer #3 · answered by mopar-man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-09-13 23:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by birthmom2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus
2006-09-13 22:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by JO T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a fight? steve irwin. In ideology? Jesus (just look around).
2006-09-13 22:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by savio 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this unarmed combat ? If so, Oprah.
If armed, chuck norris, because he would be driving a tank.
You can go to sleep now.
2006-09-13 22:12:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
probably the samurai will win the final round against the pirate.
2006-09-13 22:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Samurai (Jack) from Cartoon Network!
2006-09-13 22:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oprah would win because she is smart and she would get all the woman and gay men from all over the world together to kick every ones butt! Don't piss off Oprah!
2006-09-14 01:51:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋