My Kitty Cat, Ichi The Killer, got ran over this morning...boo hoo!
2006-09-13 22:01:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
aww i'm so sorry to hear about your cat.
I thought this was funny ichi. And since i am familiar with your sense of humor i think you might laugh at this. Someone had posted this as a question a while back it had me crying laughing......................
My soulmate just rejected me, what should I do?
Okay, so I was walking down the street the other day when I saw her...she was jogging past, and our eyes met--I knew she was the one! So I turned around and ran after her....she saw me and started to run faster...for some reason she started screaming...that's when I took the initative and tackled her from behind. I couldn't let her get away, this was my soulmate!
So, I helped her back to her feet and professed my love for her...now she thinks I'm crazy! What should I do to make her see that she is the one?
PS; I didn't let her go until I wrote down the information on her driver's license....I don't want to lose her
2006-09-14 03:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, my poor laughing Englishman! I love kitties...mine died of old age many years ago. Here is something I wrote, along with my crazy author's notes and everything!
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A/N: Another smoke break inspired bit of drabble. I chose Ringo because we share the same birthday, forty years apart, of course.
Disclaimer: Umm…can’t think of anything witty just now. I don’t own House.
GHMDGHMDGHMD
Chase and Foreman were taking a break in the conference room while they waited for House to come back from the clinic.
“Marco,” said Chase.
“Polo,” Foreman replied.
“Marco.”
“Polo.”
They continued this for a while and didn’t hear the door open from House’s office.
“Ringo,” House added.
They both looked at House, puzzled.
“What?” House asked, eyes wide. “You’ve never played this game with a third person before?”
The End
2006-09-14 00:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Luveniar♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry for your loss. Hope this helps.
Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip joint.
The doorman at the club greets them and says "Hey Bob, how ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before."Oh no," says Bob. "He's on my bowling team".
When they're seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings him a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know what you drink?"
"She's in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them".
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob and says "Hi Bobbie, want your usual table dance big boy?. Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purses and storms out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door he jumps in beside her.
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at the top of her lungs, calling him every four-letter word in the book. The cab by turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real b**** this time."
2006-09-13 22:38:02 · answer #3 · answered by Yellowstonedogs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smile sorry to hear bout your cat, i know it must hurt when i served in the army and was going through basic training. My smile was the only thing that the sargent major couldnt take from me! No one can tke that from you. I know the last thing you want to do is smile but it helps me. Its either that or the thought of me 15 stone in a chocolate thong wearing tassles Ha Ha joking not being creepy just trying to make you smile
2006-09-13 22:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Democrats lose again in 2008, because the young people finally got strong against terrorism and went to vote.
2006-09-13 22:49:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well... looks like I'm not the only person having bad luck with animals!!
let me begin... on Monday the 4th i got a little bunny rabbit..
on Friday the 8th my flat mate got 2 chipmonks..
on Sunday the 10th one of the chipmonks had to be put down coz it was suffocating..
on Monday the 11th my rabbit died coz it hadn't been vacunated and caught a disease and that died too!!
i spent the hole night crying untill my mate said...
"we're not having much luck with animals this week are we"
The reason this made me laught is coz we have only just moved in together and its just funny the way both our animals died in the same week we got them...
i really miss my rabbit tho...it was soooo sweet..
so dont be sad coz ur not the only one.. and just think he has gone to a better place..!
2006-09-13 22:11:38 · answer #6 · answered by Pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A grashopper walks into a bar and sits on the stool. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, " You've got a drink named DOUG?".
2006-09-13 22:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by the_cinema_lover 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
oh no your poor cat, sorry to hear about that, as for making you laugh, think of something embarrassing yet hilarious happening to somebody you know, or the last time somebody made you laugh,
2006-09-13 22:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by tammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What happened to that killer pu$$you had?Dang why turn blue you had a awesome thing.....but now someone else has it at least you have your memories.
2006-09-13 22:12:20 · answer #9 · answered by blondie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Russ Limbaugh took an overdose hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Hope that did it for you lol
2006-09-13 22:06:35 · answer #10 · answered by worriedaboutyou 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋