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forever if you shove it up your ***

2006-09-13 21:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would suggest a simple experiment to figure it out.
First, set a null hypothesis, which may be: "my fart does not escape from the zip-Lock bag at all".
Then, sample the fart mixture every hour for the first day, and then daily till the end of the month. Be cautious that the sampling procedure does not affect the fart partial pressure in the bag. Then analyze the equal volumes of the samples by gas chromatography and measure the area of the main peaks.

2006-09-13 23:03:07 · answer #2 · answered by srpkinja33 2 · 0 0

The molecules from the fart will eventually settle on the bag and the smell will be lost. How long, you will need to do the experiment yourself, try 24 hours for a start.


Facts on Farts:

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

2006-09-13 21:20:26 · answer #3 · answered by ideaquest 7 · 0 0

About as long as your brain can maintain its attention span

2006-09-13 21:00:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It doesn't matter. Your personality will suffice.

2006-09-13 20:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. C 3 · 1 0

Doesn't matter. You can always fart again.

2006-09-13 21:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by MrZ 6 · 1 1

Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more...

2006-09-13 21:01:42 · answer #7 · answered by vinny_the_hack 5 · 0 1

three billion years.

2006-09-13 21:02:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why don't you tell us yourself?

2006-09-13 21:03:48 · answer #9 · answered by lene123 3 · 0 0

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