2006-09-13 20:46:37 · 10 answers · asked by Spinning Times LLC 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
mine is,,men are like carpets.. you lay them right you can walk all over themm....jk.
2006-09-13 20:55:18 · update #1
The Geography of a Woman
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Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).
After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
2006-09-14 13:06:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Men are like videos... after three days you want to return them. 2. All men are animals.... some just make better pets. 3. Guys are like buses... another one will be along in five minutes.
4. Boys are dumb throw rocks at them. These are my favorite!
2006-09-14 05:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by amc192003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not as exactly u r asking but just to fullfill ur request on the jokes section i am filling this:-
Understanding women
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I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
2006-09-14 04:15:16 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best man for the job is a wo-man.
2006-09-14 04:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That pesky Y chromosome.
2006-09-14 04:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If men had brains, they would be women.
2006-09-14 20:14:54 · answer #6 · answered by lauriemomm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life's a *****. Then you marry one... jk.
2006-09-14 04:14:36 · answer #7 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men are like laxatives.....they irritate the crap out of you.lol
2006-09-14 05:29:45 · answer #8 · answered by gator 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woman are like door knobs, once you turn um everybody turns um
2006-09-14 04:08:34 · answer #9 · answered by viper 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are a funny woman
2006-09-14 04:19:09 · answer #10 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋