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2006-09-13 20:16:15 · 8 answers · asked by stwistedmate 1 in Pets Other - Pets

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My dog Holly is a gorgeous golden lab who thinks that she is a petite lap dog.
She will run to sit on my lap when I am on the couch and we have more room.
We just bought a recliner,and I sat down on it while I was in a totally reclined position,she ran to sit on my lap,and knocked us both over in the recliner.
I was laughing so hard..I swear she was too.
She now steers clear of our recliner.

2006-09-13 22:04:19 · answer #1 · answered by stvsgrl2006 3 · 0 0

My Pet cat is insane; she does too many funny things.

To begin with, she lays down and drinks her water. After she tips the bowl over, of course. We have no idea why she does that, but she ALWAYS does. No matter what water we put in or how much.

She has a paper bag fetish as well. She lays on paper bags, but won't get in one. I think she thinks she's homeless.

2006-09-14 03:25:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My dog sticks her head in the couch cushions and barks. She also will run around the room at full speed and jump on any chairs in her way. She also will get on the back of our couch and sit up there like a cat.

2006-09-14 11:24:11 · answer #3 · answered by Caitlyn S 2 · 0 0

When my female Pomeranian went into heat- I actually caught my little chinchilla trying to hump her leg!!!! LOL It was sooooo funny! My dog is like 10 lbs and the chinchilla not even a pound and there he was alllll over her leg humping away! LOL Poor dog didnt know what to do!

2006-09-14 16:10:23 · answer #4 · answered by cstinkerbell6969 6 · 0 0

I heard a crinkling noise one early Saturday morning. I awoke to find my dog with his head inside a potato chip bag, shaking and shaking, trying to get it off. I had to stop laughing before I could help him out. Poor thing - trying to finish the last crumbs...

2006-09-14 03:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by Amy 2 · 0 0

before my male rabbit got spayed he would go nutts around me. he would run around in circles, pause for a second, stare at my legs, turn around, aim well, and shoot. yes, i mean pee spray all right. he was too spiced up i guess. and the thing is i never noticed it since it was all done in silence as i washed the dishes, as i was cooking dinner, as i stood without movies. so one day i went to bed, layed down and felt that odoring smell of urine. i couldnt tell where the hell the smell was coming from until i realized it was my legs. the next days i observed what this rabbit was doing and had to make a run for it whenver he began running in circles.

he use to also hump my foot whenever i sat down. the poor rabbit needed a real mate and i was his only target. or more to say, my foot was his only target. the funny thing is, he never touched my bf's feet, it always had to be me he would only do that. i figured he was a real straight male rabbit.

he got spayed not too long after all this occured. he's a laid back rabbit, doesnt hurt a fly, doesnt touch anyone's foot, no running in circles, no pee spraying around the house. in the summer i find often laying on the bathroom sink resting as if he had never slept before. i have to use the other bathroom whenever 'his' is occupied.

oh one story about him and the sink. the first time he discovered his new spot in the sink, there was only one tiny problem, he knew well enough how to get to the top, but he never had the chance on going back down, it was easy to get to teh top, but impossible to get back down, so he was use to me putting him down when he wanted. one day i went to the bathroom and left after a couple of minutes. i didnt know he wanted to follow me, but as i was outside of hte bathroom i heard all of a sudden a 'bam!' i ran to the bathroom to see my rabbit on the floor standing kinda like in a daze. he was concious but just in a daze. i looked in front of him and there stood 2 of his teeth perfectly lined up. i freaked out, his other two teeth were dangling like in a cartoon.

he ate bananas and crushed carrots for the next two weeks.
thank god rabbit teeth grow like nails!!

2006-09-14 14:23:16 · answer #6 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 0 0

Hump my friend's legs! >.<
He's such a cute, cheeky, show-off little thang!

But they don't seem to visit anymore 'cause they're SCARED! (No, he can't really rape you, have sex with you or even get you pregnant! Just make sure you kick him off before he spurts!
It's funny and silly-but they're just little puppies that are in need of a nice little ****** to cure his habitual, instinctive, lonely Beautiful 'ITCH'!)

I don't remember about my cat....DECADES ago!
Wasn't into cats much, then.
Was too little and scared of them.
Never had another cat since.

A stupid girl also laughed when my other dog (Bless her SO much! Sometimes I still think she's alive! My mum is a murdering ******!) walked into the see-through sliding door.
(Mum had just cleaned it! And of course, very Good!)

2006-09-14 04:53:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

My cat crashed into a closed window while trying to get a bird that was outside. It was hilarious

2006-09-14 03:26:47 · answer #8 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0 0

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