2006-09-13 19:35:53 · 14 answers · asked by stwistedmate 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I once asked a woman when was her baby due & she answered "I'm not pregnant"
2006-09-13 19:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by donnaline 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if there is a 'Humour' or 'Experiences' section...
Or this would be under Polls & Surveys, I have been told!
Too many things!
I can't remember them all in my WHOLE life!
But there have been some VERY good ones/times!-especially in primary school! They were classics!
But if the person doesn't know me....I tell myself not to worry (they can't pass it on or think differently about me or even use my name! And even if they do, I can fix and clear it up if they exaggerating it or making up COMPLETE Nasty BULLS.HIT!
But I usually admit more than people have told me they know!....LoL! It's all good funny fun!)
2006-09-14 04:40:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was juz after sch so there were many other students ard e bus stop waitin 2 catch a bus home. Wen my bus came, I was e last 2 board. I juz stepped in2 e bus wen e door slammed shut!! So there was I wif my bag hangin outside e bus door & me bein trapped like a fool!! I tried 2 highlight 2 e driver but his attention was on e road... Besides e bus was packed: so I couldnt bring myself 2 more shame by creatin a scene. It was not till 5 stops later tat I got free... e ppl boardin from tat stop were sniggerin & boy I was fumin mad!!
2006-09-14 03:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by *Lyzerg* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I had to give a presentation at a store meeting. Half-way through my manager pointed out to me that my fly was down. Also to top it off the boxers I had on that day never stayed closed in the front so all of my co-workers got to meet mini me.
HA, BEAT THAT!!! True story. But it might be embarrassing to most people but I just laughed it off. If you can't laugh at your self why laugh at all.
2006-09-14 03:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by jojo21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Running in to a bar, dressed to the 9's & mistakenly use the Men's room!
2006-09-14 02:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by grrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one was pretty bad..lol. This new guy I was seeing ( many years ago )
came to my apt. to pick me up to go skiing. I had never done it before. He was sitting on the couch, I was in the kitchen. And I came out and I farted
suddenly ! But my @ss wasn't finished !!.......I hurried to the bathroom, while
tooting all the way !! And I was stuck on the toilet for about 15 min. I thought
for sure...he left !! LOL. But when I came out, he was still sitting there with a
f*cking smile on his face........LOL LOL !!! We ended up going, and we had
a baby together too !!
2006-09-14 02:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by CraZyCaT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waiting in line at a Dept. store my husband farted, silently, then quietly stepped away. I was left standing there with all those around looking in my direction because of the stench. I was frozen with humiliation!
2006-09-14 02:48:57 · answer #7 · answered by Desi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i was crabbing in the nude one day( it was in the woods ) and as i poked at a crab with a stick to get him in my bag, he pinched my penis and in great pain i jumped up to see a bunch of canoes about 50 feet from me. every person in those canoes busted out laughing as i jumped around in pain because the crab would not let go of my penis until it was submerged in water which i did when i saw all those laughing tourist in canoes. my friends all got a good laugh for about a YEAR.
2006-09-14 02:46:42 · answer #8 · answered by nocateman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting hit by a football in the face. I was trying to get the ball, I guess it did not work. It hurt really bad.
2006-09-14 02:44:31 · answer #9 · answered by Questions 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i introduced my gf i had for two weeks to some people in a market and i could not remember her name....yeah that was bad for all of us...true story
2006-09-14 02:48:04 · answer #10 · answered by tommie219 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋