What are some tests you can do to determine whether or not someone is gay?

Question

but not actually asking "are you gay?"

Answer 1

seeing if they have control of they're spinchter

Answer 2

First, as an aside, here are two unscientific "tests" on sexual orientation (something fun to do, people):

http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=Orientation

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=12680914741600896164

Back to your main question: I doubt that there is really too much of anything you can ask someone that would indicate if they are gay or not (despite the "tests" above). Most people would either give you false answers to throw you off or just ignore your attempts to discover something about their private lives. There's three ways that you can usually determine someones orientation: (1) they tell you directly ; (2) they openly live a gay lifestyle; (3) you become close friends with them and they let out certain "slips" about themselves without really telling you directly -- but then again, there you don't know if they are bi or gay. The first way is really the best.

Answer 3

Hmmm, to find out if someone is gay without asking "are you gay"... If it's a guy, ask if he likes guys, if it's a girl ask if she likes girls. There are no other tests, sorry. Some people you'd never know if they were gay or not unless they told you. Most people have no idea that I'm gay until I tell them. Most people are very surprised. I just seem like your average boring dude. My boyfriend is the same way.

Answer 4

If some one is usually gay they will refer to there BF/GF as a "partner" and gay films ask them if they have seen any of them most straight people wont know what films your on about but a gay person most of the time will know what your on about with the charecters real names e.t.c.

Answer 5

there are no easy way to tell but some fun ways are
tell to look at there nails
when they drink wacth how they have there fingers
when they walk with there hands or skip
if the come out of a public toilet panting or sweeting
ask them a colour that is not normally known
smile and wink and see how they return
get a friend to start talking gay (with his voice)and /or get your friend to wear a g-string and show it see there reactions to them being there

none of these are true as gays are just normal people being
sterotyped it how many people people are
the best way is to ask but if they don't know them selfs your never going to know

Answer 6

A friend once told me that the only way you can be 100% sure someone is gay is when they tell you. So, sorry there is no test.

Answer 7

whilst an person-friendly blood try can not point out sexual orientation, medicine has desperate that there are genetic markers. those markers do not dictate habit, however the psychiatrists and psychologists have shown persistently that a individual appearing in stay overall performance with nature is in a greater valuable stability than one appearing in opposition. None of this prevents abstinence for persons of any gender.

Answer 8

Tie them up and throw them in a body of water. If they float then, they are gay. Oh no, wait I think that's how you test for a witch. Sorry, I don't think I can help you here buddy!

Answer 9

You should go look at yourself in the mirror and accept you for who you really are. Only then will your confusion end. And don't worry, being gay is becoming more acceptable in mainstream America every day.

Answer 10

There is not test but if your gay yourself it can be very easy to be able to tell. it's hard to explain but most gay people i know including myself have what is called "Gaydar"

Answer 11

Why are you feeling like such a wussy? Just ask! That IS the true test, bud!