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Have them over for a late dinner.

2006-09-13 17:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by tenaciousd 6 · 0 0

Lock the door to the refrigerator you keep your blood in! You know what thieves some neighbors can be!

2006-09-14 00:09:14 · answer #2 · answered by Suspended 6 · 0 0

Tell them that you wanna be a vampire too
"not fair - I wanna be vampire"

2006-09-14 00:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by justme 4 · 0 0

You better head for your closest organic supermarket and load up on the garlic !

2006-09-14 02:58:24 · answer #4 · answered by p.g 7 · 0 0

Go over during the day, in too many horror movies, people try and attack at night.

2006-09-14 00:09:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Renew your credit card at the blood bank?

2006-09-14 00:09:25 · answer #6 · answered by charley128 5 · 0 0

Start wearing turtlenecks and hang garlic everywhere.

2006-09-14 00:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by buddhafuldreamer 3 · 0 0

Give 'em a blood bath.

2006-09-14 02:36:10 · answer #8 · answered by S&S 5 · 0 0

I think a nice garlic braid for the kitchen would be nice.

2006-09-14 00:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Drink a gallon of viniger and pee all over their yard!

2006-09-14 00:08:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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