2006-09-13 16:31:13 · 24 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When a male relative is trying to kiss you on the mouth.
2006-09-13 16:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once met a girl who reeked of processed meat by-products, I really liked her. She told me I smelt of washing powder. And that was the end of the romance. As I look back across the years I sigh to myself and wish that I could have bought some processed meat by-product cologne.
2006-09-14 04:58:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you and three other people have crashed on that horrendous, 'Planet of the Bloodsucking Disco Walrus's' and you only had a bag full of processed meat you are saved! Simply put a handful of the rotting meat in each of your 'friends' pockets and watch them slowly be savagely massacred and drained of their entrails as the Disco Walrus's would smell that meat from miles away.
In the meantime you have slowly slinked off into the shrubs and are now getting downright funky with a few of the hip Teenage Walrusettes!
poison munkeys
2006-09-13 22:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by no munkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confusing Question? Do you mean, Why be a Vegetarian if you need meat to be stong and healthy? That's not true. I get This Fruit stuff from the doctors, and I'm 100% Healthy. Humans don't need meat to survive.
2016-03-27 00:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When your car brakes down right outside that "redneck" bar where the owner gives away a free plate of pig's feet with every pitcher.
2006-09-13 16:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Going trick or treat as a vienna sausage
2006-09-13 17:22:48 · answer #6 · answered by prada guy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you wanna get with me, you gotta smell like meat product. MMMMM..... pork,beef and mechanically separated chicken... Oh my butt is lubricating furiously just thinking about it. Gotta go take care of that.
2006-09-13 16:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by Old Thrusty 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to get the kids out of the room:) they hate bad smells they you get rid of it(replace it with something better smelling) and walla the kids are gone and you have the place to yourself(at least for a little while:)
2006-09-14 05:16:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you're trying to attract a red neck
2006-09-13 16:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dogcatcher job.
2006-09-13 16:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by auntiegrav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋