2006-09-13 15:58:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
farting the same time as an orgasm
2006-09-13 16:32:55 · answer #1 · answered by katie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was with a guy in his bedroom and I was on E. We had sex at some point durning the evening and I danced and listened to rancid for most of the rest. When I came out of my E high I was covered from head to toe in blood. Guess I had started my period when I was screwing him. He said he didn't tell me because he thought I liked it. Lordy. Got some really good drawings in my journal because of that night though. Never talked to the guy again, too embarrassed.
2006-09-14 00:49:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was role playing with me and my girlgriend.
she wanted to play Tarzan and jane.
I was Tarzan.
She was Jane.
While swinging across the bedroom, with a rope tied to the chandelier.
the chandelier broke.
My girlfriend was delighted, she was getting off, all hot and bothered.
When I yelled, ouaeeeow----oeeeeowooowowoeee.
she thought it was the Tarzan the ape man mating call, if you have ever heard it, that is how it sounded, she really got off.
What she did not realize is I yelled because,
when the chandelier broke my feet had dragged the mattress off, and my nuts got caught in the bed spring.
2006-09-13 23:29:18 · answer #3 · answered by theodore r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
o.k. i was into it, and the bedroom door popped open, and the cat jumped up on the bed beside us. she scared me, and i don't like animals in the bedroom "watching" ughh. so, i swatted her down she lost her footing, and tried to grab the side of the bed. she didn't get the bed though.... she got hooked by her claws into my forehead, right between my eyes! needless to say we stopped, the mood was lost! i had little "boo boos" in the middle of my head for like a week. he told his friends where we worked. all day long they kept asking me what happen to my head, and then laughing.
2006-09-13 23:41:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having my sausage sucked dry for the first time and not being able to screw for more than ten minutes after that.Plus the the girl was experienced and had been laid by many and many a times.
2006-09-13 23:20:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Embarrassing is just a word.Sometimes life is so funny you both just have to laugh at yourselfs. Thats Life things happen!
2006-09-13 23:30:07 · answer #6 · answered by starlight203_2000 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I once feel asleep while a guy was going dwon on. Needless to say he was not that good at it LOL
2006-09-13 23:06:00 · answer #7 · answered by hope4best 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was giving this chick an enema, and her mom walked in. Boy was she pissed, especially since it was the same tube I used on her the night before!
2006-09-13 23:19:22 · answer #8 · answered by panty_splash 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like Theodore's answer.. very funny and stupid.. hahaha LOL. it should be very hurt for his nuts.. LOL
2006-09-13 23:35:28 · answer #9 · answered by simplelife76 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when I threw up. need i say more
2006-09-13 23:19:41 · answer #10 · answered by colleenjoy79 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋