>NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
Kennedy
>International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
>possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a
>calculator.
>
>At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said
he
>believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement.
>
>He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
carrying
>weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales
>said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go
off
>on tangents in search of absolute value.
>
>They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as
>'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator
of
>the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
>philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are three sides to every
>triangle'."
>
>When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
>wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
given
>us more fingers and toes."
>
>White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
intelligent
>or profound statement by the president.
2006-09-13 15:31:59 · 12 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
yes, it's funny, but takes a bigotry bend at the end.. if i'd written it, i'd leave off the last sentence.
2006-09-13 15:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by flowerchilde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha yea it is funny,i enjoyed those 15 seconds lost
2006-09-13 22:36:18 · answer #2 · answered by bella! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this of course has a ring of truth, lacking only a cogent proof
2006-09-13 22:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah thats cool and creative
2006-09-13 22:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by questionr/answrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tis funny
2006-09-13 22:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by tacoiscool 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-13 22:36:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read this before on yahoo
2006-09-13 22:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very cute!
2006-09-13 22:33:27 · answer #8 · answered by KIMBO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya it cool. but to long.
2006-09-13 22:40:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty funny and clever...where'd you find it?
2006-09-13 22:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by ttizzle999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋